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Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's ass was probably the most photographed thing at the recent marriage between Prince William and her sibling, was both hurt and disappointed in the read.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Pippa Middleton V, as in "5."

Stunningly original.

Mop up on the points chart with this one.

Good job.

I looked at all of the titles of all of the Pippa stories and saw that no one had done a vagina story on her. I decided to write one, but to do so from a different angle than normal.

The story actually went live about 2 1/2 hours ago. It has about 3500 hits since then.

Thanks

That's the porn trade J-Man..


congratulations for bringing them back..

I'd say looking at a vagina from a different angle means...

Let's not go there eh?

I am literally ROFLMAO at the story.

Brilliant!

The sort of story we haven't seen on the spoof for a longtime.

Good Job - 2

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!

Oops

Sorry...

Wrong thread again...

Must get me specs back from the gynaecologist's...

Get fuckin' real Reddon..

If a man can't write about a vagina or a penis..

How the fuck else is he ever to 'score'..

Depends what angle you look at it from...

Just sayin'

'Tickle' the snippets of course CJ

Oh and by the way CJ 91k+ - well done and not a sniff one of 'those' from any angle

How many fucking angles have YOU ever explored as a vagina writer Reddon?

Eh? You fuckin' dick...

It takes real creative talent to write about the vagina...

Not sure I'm up to it though.. Neither are you..

We should leave vagina writing to the literary experts..

Concentrate on picking up the odd crumb from under their table..

There's no call to go calling me a 'dick' here.

It's unnecessary.

You big bog-roll head.

I've examined vaginas and penises and such related things from every angle.

But I moved on from that innit.

I'm a nasty git really.

Skoob's dark evil side.

Just sayin'

Toodle pip ole chum!

Actually, the story was not written to "whore for eyeballs" (as Moose & Squirrel used to say). The high number of points are a pleasant bonus, but I could not care less about the points.

As I have stated, I was looking at all of the Pippa stories written and noticed that no one had written a vagina story. You know it was going to happen and I know it was going to happen. My take on the story, however, does not ever have anyone having a sexual relation.

There have been hundreds of stories on this site, many written by current writers, extolling the virtues of SuBo's vagina and Cheryl Cole's vagina and Britney Spears vagina and every other female celebrity's vagina. I was making fun of all of those stories!!!!

That's gratifying to know.

Nothing like an explanation.

And that's nothing like an explanation.

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That's the porn trade J-Man..


congratulations for bringing them back..

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There is obviously a market for the "porn trade" (or so you term it), as this story is now number one for most read, most rated, and most shared and also has over 4000 views.

The point blitz on this story will stop in the next few days, however, and it will never achieve the level of my highest viewed story (which is about the M & M's diet, and is one that I am rather proud of).

If we're going to start talking numbers here, I got over 7k for Victoria Beckham/Pippa Middleton story.

Okay, it's name dropping, but it is topical news.

And I didn't mention vaginas.

We need to move on.

Pseudo porn stories are so two years ago.

Well, it actually hasn't happened for quite a while now Jman. Just because one can write this sort of thing doesn't mean one should. The spoof has been bowling along this last two weeks or so with over 3k visitors on site at times compared to a lot less previously. They obviously weren't attracted by any of the 'pseudo-porn' as Reddon calls it because there wasn't any and hasn't been for a long time. Much of the time they seem to have been attracted by football (British style) stories consisting of invented and quite witty tittle tattle.

If as you say the points aren't important but just a bonus then we should move on from this sort of stuff as Reddon say because we can all (without exception) write better stuff. One only has to look through the archive to see this.

Morning all..

J-Man's explanations are contenders for Spoofs of The Season.

Looking at all our Pippa stories, he notices we've missed something. Typical of us idiot hacks. Nobody remembered to pen a vagina story. Stupid of us. I wonder why? Next thing someone else will surely point out our failure to do Pippa Middleton's Nude Calendar Out Today.

J-Man immediately tells himself that unless he does a vagina story, someone else is sure to fill this yawning 'hole' in the Pippa Middleton saga.

So who was that someone else eh?

Off he goes, not writing for points (how could anyone think that?) but making light fun of some of the great Spoofs of the past. Ah bless him. What he's written here is actually a bit of good old literary nostalgia. Pass the hanky.

Later he returns to tell us there's a market for porn. Well I'll be. Is there really?

Let's not beat about the bush..

I've no view on J-Man's story because I haven't read it.

I'd say two things to him. If it's a piece of brilliant literary pornography then defend it to the death. I'll even stand beside you, spear in hand.

Alternatively, if it's what I suspect it is, why not make a bold statement. Like rip it up and chuck it in the bin?

Couldn't we unite on this issue?

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Actually, the story was not written to "whore for eyeballs"

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Of course it wasn't...

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but I could not care less about the points.

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That'll be why you didn't bother including the words "Worlds biggest penis" in the title of another story published at the same time...


Gawd bless ya J-Man, for all yer virtues and evryfink.............

Yes, J-Man.

I realize you have been gone for awhile but TheSpoof became TheSoccer over a year ago.

Pot... kettle

I'll let the title speak for itself

To put that article in context, it was a blatant piss-take at the time. However, those who took vagina stories seriously at the time could not of course see it as anything but another great contribution to their genre.

These days it's called whoring for soccer balls, J-Man.