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Posted: 10 Apr 11 20:13

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Philadelphia, PA - The little blue Twitter bird is dead. It was slain today by a house cat named Ginger. The little Twitter bird was in a garden pecking at the keyboard of an open laptop when Ginger pounced on it. "Tweet, tweet" said the Twitter bird, just before it died. The sudden death of the Twitter bird caused mayhem throughout the world. Major stock market crashed, several revolutio.....

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 20:13
Oh! That's so cute. Or I'm a dolphin. 5 from me.


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Posted: 10 Apr 11 21:08
gracias!

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 22:08


Hello Good Human --

My compliments on an adorable story and hats off to my fellow feline, Ginger, on a job well done.

Love and Purrs,

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 22:40
Just in case HB go through the litter tray with a five pound hammer just to make sure

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