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Posted: 17 Jan 11 15:37

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The Isle of Mull, home to the Mull of Kintyre (made famous by Paul McCartney's dirge) and Tobomory (which gained fame as the children's TV show Balamory), has been stolen. The first anybody knew of the theft was when the SatNav on the Mull Ferry announced "You have reached your destination" despite there only being water ahead of the boat. "At first," said captain of the Ferry, Donald McDona.....

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 15:38
Recent reports make it clear that the Isle of Man was bought not stolen. Please make sure of your facts before going into print!

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 21:46 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 17 Jan 11 21:47
Lovely writing.

I'm going to Barrow tomorrow morning. As I drive along the A590 I will look out over the bay and imagine the Isle of Mull out there. Obviously I won't look too much, or I might crash, but I will peek a bit.

Not sure about the picture though - that's Sophie Ellis Bextor at Hurstpierpoint isn't it?

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Posted: 17 Jan 11 22:45
Why thanking you.

I just want to speed up my trip to Barrow

And JW I know the Isle of Man is bought, I've got the receipt somewhere. It came with a three hundred year guarantee I couldn't turn it down...

However, I pulled the tags of the Isle of Mull, and sneaked it out past the security guard while he was distracted by a Manx cat.


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Posted: 17 Jan 11 23:19
Iain B's usual slightly off kilter take on reality.

Enjoyed this.

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Posted: 18 Jan 11 15:44
I swear it was not me. I was in bed with a Lhama and a bag of cheese and onion.

Lovely job mate.

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