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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:26

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Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms during sex is acceptable if they are removed prior to male ejaculation, according to new book 'The Teet.' In a series of interviews given to a German journalist he said condoms were more versatile than there primary function suggests and were more than just the jizzy adornments of the casual sex maker. 'Condoms have many merits, with significant.....

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:28
It's a very High Church kinda thinggy, I know, but most places of worship insist condoms are taken off before communion.....

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:41
i have fallen foul of that rule myself. very embarrassing

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:47
Anyway, liked your story Deafo.

My own Spoof was going to be 'Pope says strawberry flavor condoms OK!'.........but couldn't be arsed for some reason...

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 18:16

Thanks Queen Mudder

yeah it was a veritable spoof buffet. surprised there weren't more really

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