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Posted: 5 Nov 10 13:04

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MP for Ealing Central, Angie Bray, has confirmed reports the borough are to import Igloos from Greenland in a bid to increase affordable housing in the area. Ealing is currently in the midst of a housing crisis, likely to be impacted further by the recent changes to Housing benefit announced at the Budget. Thousands of Inuits have been evicted from their homes to allow the excavation work to.....

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 13:05 - Edited By: Ellis Ian Fields, 5 Nov 10 13:05
I wondered what all that work on the Common was when I drove by the other day - thanks for the heads-up Deafo!

And watch out for them Inuits when they come over - leaving their blubber and fishbones everywhere stinkin' up the place!

There goes the neighbourhood!

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 13:12




Ealing Common packed with fuckin eskimos..

That's the final straw..

Barricades goin' up tonight!






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Posted: 5 Nov 10 13:16
No can do, Colonel - going to fireworks at Rick's.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 13:21
That's no problem Ellis - i felt it necessary to expose the whole sordid affair.

whatever next

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 14:04
We have to be sooo vigilant.

I'll join the barricade building tomorrow - we're not letting this spread from Ealing!

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 14:40
see you there

i feel something big is afoot

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 14:47



Cool story Deafo.

5* from me

Cheers

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Posted: 6 Nov 10 04:30 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 6 Nov 10 04:30
Funny story!

Great concept and execution.

5 frostbitten thumbs

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 7 Nov 10 21:13
Thanks guys much appreciated


 
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