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Posted: 14 Sep 10 18:55

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Trouble was brewing in a leafy London suburb this morning when the usual domestic bliss behind a generic domiciles facade was shattered by the negligence of an unthinking oaf. Local resident, Ms Georgia Wolf, awoke as she usually does on a weekday morning, to begin the preparations for going to work. A quick stretch, a yawn, a lopsided, somnambulant perambulation to the comfort station, for.....

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 18:57
I don't suppose you cleaned the bath where a hair from your crotch lay lazily cocksure of itself. And did you leave a smear of shit in that toilet which you haven't cleaned in the last century? We await the next epidode.

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 18:59
Bit close to the bone(r), this one//

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 19:41
What's an "epidode"?

Anyway...

Us blokes should complain more when the inconsiderate mares leave the seat down.

Nothing worse than that when you pop out for a quick lag half way through the match.

And they wonder why the floor gets damp...

Whoa!!!

Just kidding!!!


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Posted: 14 Sep 10 19:43
pop out for a quick lag ?

HMP Wormwood Scrubs I expect.

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 19:47
No need for that.

You know what I mean.

Now behave and let me watch the rest of the "match" in peace.

Rangers eh...

Never liked 'em.

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 19:52

Quote: Skoob1999

What's an "epidode"?



An epidode id twin your node is topped dup!


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Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 20:45
Dureau

By dothe ith a bit dackered Ad Bell.

Dot dat dothe caddy thtuff doh.

Do do dat.

RIP

 
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