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Posted: 30 Jun 10 13:10

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In a radical move Justice Minister, Ken Clarke, is introducing a new Drug Rehab scheme in order to get down the numbers of drug addicts in prison. He is setting up sessions at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club with guest vocalist Amy Winehouse. 'She's great vocalist, in the tradition of Bessie Smith and Billie Holiday and is sure to be a huge success' Ken said. Amy couldn't be happier. Of Ken Clarke.....

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 13:24 - Edited By: j.w., 30 Jun 10 13:28
For Amy: Cocaine Habit Blues - Memphis Jug Band & Dope Head Blues - Victoria Spivey with Lonnie Johnson (guitar) on 'Pipe, Spoon, Pot and Jug Stash ST-102
For Jamie & Jools: Reefer Man - Claude Jones, Sweet Marijuana Brown - Barney Bigard.
Just for Ken: Viper Mad - Sidney Betchet - all 3 on Reefer Songs Stash ST-100
Also: Jack I'm Mellow- Trixie Smith & Texas Tea Party - Benny Goodman also on Stash ST-100
For the Cabinet: Sweet Sue, Just You - Louis Armstong on Early Viper Jive Stash ST-105
For Vince & Nicky: Uptown - Gene Krupa on Tea Pad Songs Stash ST-104

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 16:47
Like it. *****

Very inventive.

Anything with the blues in it - even if it is Jazz, the black man's classical music - is great with me.

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 19:38
Thanks. Forgot to mention for Ken - Viper Mad - Sidney Bechet on Stash ST-100. The best jazz is imbued with the Blues.


 
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