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Posted: 6 Jun 10 10:39

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A mercy mission, led by the Queen with the Duke of Edinburgh, to take much needed materials to the beleagured enclave of Gaza, has set sail on HMS Britania. Prince Philip quipped to reporters at the dockside: "If the Turks can do it, the Greeks must have their say. We'll show the Yids a thing or two!' Palace sources were adamant that the Queen was financing the voyage herself and had acquired a.....

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 10:41
Prince Harry said today: "If my mother, Her Royal Highness,Diana, Princess of Wales, knew about this wonderful example she would be so proud to be the Queen's daughter in law."

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 11:28
Welcome to The Spoof, j.w.

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 15:08 - Edited By: j.w., 6 Jun 10 17:18
Latest news is that Mohammed el Fayed has joined the Monarch's mercy mission and has been handed the Captaincy. 'Britania' has been renamed 'Harrods'. All communication with the vessel have been blocked - information by flying pigeon. Watch for more startling news about our Queen.

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 15:20
I liked that jw

Paints a lovely (and probably accurate) picture of the irascible old Duke.

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 15:28
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Posted: 6 Jun 10 17:24 - Edited By: j.w., 6 Jun 10 17:27
Prepare yourselves for bad news. The crew of the vessel 'Harrods' (formerly 'Britania')have been taken into custody in Israel. Prince Philip played an exemplary role defending the Queen and was wounded. All pigeons have been destroyed. The Israelis are clearly reading these messages in 'Spoof News'. Messages must now cease. Watch the 'Sun' for updates.

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Posted: 6 Jun 10 17:31
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