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Posted: 31 Jan 10 12:31

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London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of Dogs police have said. New intelligence from the USA says rabid Yemeni wackjobs have studied 1,000s of hours of 1980s' Cagney & Lacey footage to establish realistic looking western drones. "No.....

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 12:35 - Edited By: queen mudder, 31 Jan 10 12:37
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......a consigment of Gorbachev-era KGB-issue liquid semtex wonderbras arrived at an Angel, Islington lock-up.

Meanwhile GCHQ listening posts have picked up "chatter" about blow-up-in-yer-face explosive breast implants that surgeons in Romania are supplying at $50 per tit.



Today's Mail on Sunday says:


A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.


Mail On Sunday Boobs!


NOW we know where they get their 'intelligence' from!

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 13:22


gives new meaning to "BOOM BOX"

Also explains why no one reading the spoof...being filtered through
governments world wide.......for INTELLIGENCE!

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 13:28
OMFG!

Maybe 'Deano' was codename for....Tony Blair!

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 14:19
Now you know why Bargis Tryhol hates flying. Been accused of harboring a guided muscle!

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 14:53

Quote: queen mudder

OMFG!

Maybe 'Deano' was codename for....Tony Blair!




but will he take out his own web site after being beaten up by Press?

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 15:30
Don't give them any ideas Morse.

Wouldn't work unless they implanted a TomTom as well.

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Posted: 31 Jan 10 17:49
OK, I've written to the paper's editor saying 'is this where you guys get your intelligence?'

Waiting with bated/baited breath.

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Posted: 13 Feb 10 15:43
I am anxious to hear the outcome!

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Posted: 13 Feb 10 16:07
No reply from Mail on Sunday nor from the 20-odd sites that syndicated the dubious story.

Thinking of writing a Spoof about the six MoS stories from 2005 to present day that have origins in my published Spoofs.

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Posted: 13 Feb 10 16:35
Try doing a tampon bomber story.

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