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Posted: 12 Jan 10 19:52

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Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and they send me into orgasmic ecstasy!" the Keeping Up With the Karashians star told the news media. "I don't even care what he looks like. If he's 50 and.....

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Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 12 Jan 10 19:53
5 stars..Not me! She's too used! I bet she'd do a little trick with Nick

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Posted: 12 Jan 10 20:25

Quote: Bargis Tryhol

5 stars..Not me! She's too used! I bet she'd do a little trick with Nick




Bargis Tryhol: 15,000,,15001,15,002,15,003.....

eat your heart out warren!

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Posted: 12 Jan 10 20:49
NickFun,

A mighty fine story.

5 *****.

And the (not shown here) photo caption is an absolute gem!

Hasta La Kardashian,
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Posted: 12 Jan 10 21:05
Bargis,

I'd stay away from that family. I hear that the girls have been used so much that the city of Hollywood has installed parking meters beside their beds.

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Posted: 12 Jan 10 22:44
Still, I wouldn't mind sharing some hot tub time with her. I could do some "echo" jokes when we're in bed together.

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