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Posted: 8 Jan 10 11:16

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This has got to be one of the most intrepid rescue operations ever attempted in this country and is also based on a true story as reported in the Daily Telegraph online Free Willy In sub-zero conditions, firefighters were called to an incident and Southampton General Hospital to carry out a very 'delicate' operation. A & E medicks were trying to extract a man's penis from a stainless steel.....

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Posted: 8 Jan 10 11:44 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 8 Jan 10 11:50
I had to do a double-take when I first read this story. Something tells me that this is probably a spoof story itself!

...and this reminds me of the old joke about the man who married a vacuum cleaner but soon got divorced because he did not want any attachments!


Could make a January writrer's contest subject.


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Posted: 8 Jan 10 12:01
Sometime life is just one great plot against some people. Surely thebloke should have been fmiliar with murphy's law as applied to genitalia

"They day you decide that it is agood idea to stick your dick in an object that looks as if it will accommodate it just right will be the day you make the daily news"

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