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Posted: 11 Dec 09 00:10

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A Lancashire man is in two minds about his tea this evening - he fancies Rabbit but has a conundrum. "I fancy having a bit of rabbit for my tea tonight. Could anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?" asked Tatty Mullet to passers by along his local High Street. "There is a Pet Shop and a Butchers shop close by - I want the best deal" he shouted out at the top of his.....

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Posted: 11 Dec 09 00:12
Is this Eaves Lane by any chance? lololol

After your mention of Tescos, Im sure I recognise those shops.... lolol

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Posted: 11 Dec 09 02:25 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 11 Dec 09 02:29
My wife's grandmother used to keep rabbits in a hutch which she fed kitchen scraps such as potato peels rather than throwing them out or composting them.

Now and then she would then fry up a rabbit for supper.

She thought it practical.

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Posted: 14 Dec 09 14:05
Fry up a rabbit?

Never tried that one before -- what does it taste like?

And DON'T say it taste like chicken -- that's what they all say!

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Posted: 15 Dec 09 03:33
It taste's like rabbit.

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