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Posted: 24 Oct 09 18:08

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Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA coaching badges, Griffin's higher popularity rating and ability to stir up feeling and excitement would boost Liverpool's flagging season. 'I am ho.....

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Posted: 24 Oct 09 18:10

Found this story sitting alone with 1* to its name..

I've given it 5*..

It hits several buttons

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Posted: 24 Oct 09 19:52
5***** from me too.

Richly deserved.

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Posted: 24 Oct 09 20:55
Many thanks. Yes, I am puzzled as some of my ratings for my more popular stories have been a touch stingy recently. I must have pissed some people off big time...racists, Liverpool fans...who next?

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Posted: 24 Oct 09 22:34
That's half the fun Simon.

That's why it's called spoofing.

Enjoy.

Around these parts a writer getting a single protest star is a bit like a hoodie showing off an ASBO.

Wear it with pride

Been prone to a spot of Scouse baiting myself.

For obvious reasons.

Backfires sometimes though.

Love 'em really (but not in a gay way) and not tomorrow.

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Posted: 2 Nov 09 11:57
I think the idea of supplying our players with guns to make them more attacking is a spot of genius. I will be forwarding this to the supporter's forum.

However it may have come to your notice that that aspect of your story is slightly plagiarised.

It is not a new idea for Liverpool players to carry arms. You may have noticed Lucas Leiva is obviously carrying the wounds of being peppered in the legs with bullets Peckinpah style. Well how else can you explain his playing talents?



 
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