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Posted: 22 Jun 09 11:16

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As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew and grew and grew - and eventually stretched all the way around the corner, and past Ashraf's Newsagents. Chief executive at the All England Lawn Tennis Club, Roderick St John-Symes, said: "It's deli.....

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 11:19
5 stars welcome back

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 11:19
A hearty welcome back Monkey Woods.

Where the hell have you been?

We missed you.

Your rather creepy number one fan. (Ever read 'Misery' by Stephen King?)

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 11:32 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 22 Jun 09 11:35

Quote: Skoob1999

A hearty welcome back Monkey Woods.

Where the hell have you been?

We missed you.

Your rather creepy number one fan. (Ever read 'Misery' by Stephen King?)

Skoob.


Prison?

+ if I wasn't such a crappy shot, I wouldn't have missed you!



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Posted: 22 Jun 09 11:44
Good for you ~IS~

I'd shoot myself but I'm usually too nutted to load the gun.

Kindest Regards Mate

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 12:27
Welcome back Monkey and ~IS~.

Vacationing together?

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 13:30

Quote: victor nicholas

Welcome back Monkey and ~IS~.

Vacationing together?


you never know, we might be the same people!

~IS~

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 13:44
Hang on ~IS~

You can't be the same 'people'. People is plural.

You could however be the same 'Person'

'Person' is singular.

Oh just ignore me. The wife's at work and I'm bored. Just call me a nitpicking motherfucker.

Best Regards ~IS~

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 15:39

Quote: Skoob1999

Hang on ~IS~

You can't be the same 'people'. People is plural.

You could however be the same 'Person'

'Person' is singular.

Oh just ignore me. The wife's at work and I'm bored. Just call me a nitpicking motherfucker.

Best Regards ~IS~

Skoob.


Yes, you're quite right! 'Person' is singular. I'm very sorry for my mistake.

BTW: are you sure you're not Monkey Woods as well? because that is the kind of thing he would often pick me up on!

Pedantically yours

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Posted: 22 Jun 09 15:49
~IS~

I don't have anything like the clout that MW carries on this site. For what it's worth, when I first logged on here it was one of your snippets that caught my attention. I think I give MW the impression that I'm taking the piss for some reason. I'm not. I genuinely like his stuff. Don't know where he's been for the last couple of weeks, but I'm glad to see he's returned. I was beginning to feel there were only about three people on here.

By the way, he absolutely fucking slaughtered me at chess. So we can't be the same person.

Take care ~IS~ and keep the madness coming.

Skoob.

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