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Posted: 22 Feb 09 11:10

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A Health and Safety Executive investigation has been launched today after a 48-year-old man suffered burns over 99% of his body when he used a machine at an unstaffed tanning salon in Dudley. The man, Shadrach Umbongo, went along to the Black & Tan Studio in the West Midlands town last week, and initially put £1 into a coin operated sunbed to 'top up' his all-over holiday tan which he acqui.....

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Posted: 22 Feb 09 11:11
Is that you Monkey?

It is isn't it?

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Posted: 22 Feb 09 23:30
So why aren't tanning beds co-ed?

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Posted: 22 Feb 09 23:52

Quote: Skoob1999

Is that you Monkey?




S'up, Skooby?

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 00:19
It is you, you old dog you.

You get more hits with your second persona than I do with the one.

With Much Chuckling

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Posted: 24 Feb 09 01:02
Ask Mr. Meaner if he's a Hull fan to be sure.

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Posted: 24 Feb 09 09:54
I don't care for Mister Meaner very much. He imitates my style - if you can call it that - and tries to portray himself as my friend, something he is not.

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Posted: 24 Feb 09 12:08
So that would be a "yes" then?

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Posted: 24 Feb 09 22:00
Three words for you In Seine,

Hit Nail Head.

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Posted: 24 Feb 09 22:12
Or, in IN SEINE's case, Nail Hit Head

and did enormous damage.

To have ambitions, was my ambition

 
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