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Posted: 8 Jul 08 15:24

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(La La Land, CA) - As expected, Will Smith's hanCock was enormous over the 4th of July weekend, yanking off $107 million from the box office in North America since its Wednesday debut. Pixar's previously priapic WALL-E deflated to half-staff, losing 48% of its audience from last week to finish in second place...

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Posted: 8 Jul 08 15:58
"So, yeah, I was worried what my public would think. But god love 'em, no one seemed to care in the end that the movie sucked and Charlize Theron didn't."

Buh-Dump-Bump. Lots of good double entendres. You forgot to mention Hancock proved movie goers would fit their OWN heads up their asses while he walked off with a butt-load of bucks.

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Posted: 9 Jul 08 14:14 - Edited By: Kilroy, 9 Jul 08 14:15

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Heh, you beat me to this one! Guess I'll have to satirize Hellboy.

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