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Posted: 28 May 08 10:30

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After years of apparently declining standards and after attempts to compete with other more down-market, popularist TV channels, the BBC has taken the inevitable step of converting its HQ into a brothel. Rather than watch the programmes, members of the public will be able to walk into the building and simply have sex with the participants and makers of the shows...

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Posted: 28 May 08 10:34
I would like to complain about this story. It is inaccurate, disgusting and turns an established institution into a laughing stock. Young people today have little of worth to cling on to as it is, without destroying yet another bastion of good taste and truth. And only 13 views, too!! Perhaps the writer should have put Miley Cyrus in the title...

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Posted: 28 May 08 11:13

Quote: Simon Cockle

I would like to complain about this story. It is inaccurate, disgusting and turns an established institution into a laughing stock. Young people today have little of worth to cling on to as it is, without destroying yet another bastion of good taste and truth. And only 13 views, too!! Perhaps the writer should have put Miley Cyrus in the title...


Make it 14 views now... I am going to read it in a minute.

OTOH it is an attempt at whoreing points, such hypocrisy given the subject matter!

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Posted: 28 May 08 11:22
Actually Simon, I found the story very apt and gave it 5 stars.

Jonathon Ross can be the pimp and Anne Robinson the dominatrix.

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Posted: 28 May 08 12:40
Cheers, 16 and rising...if it breaks the 20 barrier, I may well retire...

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Posted: 28 May 08 14:42
Not bad, Muttley, not bad.

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Posted: 28 May 08 14:56
Cheers...now I feel loved. But in a nice way.


 
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