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Posted: 14 May 08 09:51

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AUSTIN - A man having a rare good day wherein nothing seemed to be going wrong, was reminded by a thoughtful media that there were thousands of people dying all over the world and that there was absolutely nothing he could do about it except feel guilty that he wasn't suffering, become depressed and hang himself...

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Posted: 14 May 08 09:51
I liked this. Thought provoking.

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Posted: 14 May 08 13:59
This was funny, satircial and like Snidley Whiplash above mentioned....thought-provoking. So there IS intelligent life at this site.

"Every perspective has its price"
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Posted: 15 May 08 03:11
This is just great, really super, I thought about it several times today. Sippy Coke...


5* and great job!


TR

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Posted: 15 May 08 03:19

Quote: Jill The Shill

This was funny, satircial and like Snidley Whiplash above mentioned....thought-provoking. So there IS intelligent life at this site.


Sure, we've got lots of intelligence at this place. The few people from Alaska, however, lower the average IQ of the site dramatically.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 May 08 15:53
Hey, how did this get here? I'm glad someone liked it. I hate the damn news.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy
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Posted: 15 May 08 19:54

Quote: Jill The Shill

This was funny, satircial and like Snidley Whiplash above mentioned....thought-provoking. So there IS intelligent life at this site.


Not you though. You are the 1 star freak I guarantee it.

I don't know you but I somehow dislike you - immensely.



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Posted: 15 May 08 21:05 - Edited By: SamIAm, 15 May 08 21:16
Gee, I hope you're joking. I respect the writers on this site too much to do something like that. Writers of satire are hard to read when it comes to everyday humor. So if you're joking - I'm glad. If not, then you are childish, you big stinky poo-poo head.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy
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Posted: 15 May 08 22:22

Quote: SamIAm

Gee, I hope you're joking. I respect the writers on this site too much to do something like that. Writers of satire are hard to read when it comes to everyday humor. So if you're joking - I'm glad. If not, then you are childish, you big stinky poo-poo head.


He was talking about that bitch Jill the Shrill, you f**king idiot, not you!



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Posted: 15 May 08 22:31
He's not talking about you Sam.

He's talking about our intellectual superior Jill the Shill.
You can see how intelligent she is by having a look at her stories. No silliness for this lady.

Far too intelligent
Politics and serious world affairs all the way.

Quite right.

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Posted: 15 May 08 22:32

Quote: SamIAm

Gee, I hope you're joking. I respect the writers on this site too much to do something like that. Writers of satire are hard to read when it comes to everyday humor. So if you're joking - I'm glad. If not, then you are childish, you big stinky poo-poo head.


No SamIam I am NOT talking about you - I love your writings - I am talking about Jill The Shrill who has crawled out of hole just as the 1 star bandit hit town. Coincidence? Who knows - she/it is quick with the snide comments though. Sam - you are 'Kewl' my friend.

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Posted: 15 May 08 22:36
See.

If you start a post, walk away, do something and then finish the post some one beats you too it.

Hi JB. Hows the new religion coming along?

Fergus

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Posted: 15 May 08 22:37
f**k it!

Happened again.



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Posted: 15 May 08 22:40

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

See.

If you start a post, walk away, do something and then finish the post some one beats you too it.

Hi JB. Hows the new religion coming along?

Fergus

Me and Buck are going drinking while you pray.
JD is a powerful spirit.


It's coming along alright.
Just trying to think of ways to attract folk to join it. An incentive. Something they'd be interested in. Can't think of anything right now, though...


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Posted: 15 May 08 22:44
Sex always works.

Even the false promise of sex.

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Posted: 15 May 08 22:49
Why not offer them scarves, headscarves seem to feature heavily in cults.

Free headscarves if you join. Then brainwashing. Then death.

People seem to go for it.

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
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Posted: 15 May 08 22:56

Quote: carina-eta

Why not offer them scarves, headscarves seem to feature heavily in cults.

Free headscarves if you join. Then brainwashing. Then death.

People seem to go for it.


I like scarves. i like the idea of hiding what you look like. Makes you more interested in finding out about somebody.

Imagine dating a woman in a Burqua. You'd be real curious as to what she was like naked - much more than you would be with a regular woman.

Right - head scarves are in.

My religion is about love and stuff. Death is a real mood killer. Lots of fun and niceness.

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Posted: 16 May 08 19:06 - Edited By: SamIAm, 16 May 08 19:26
Gee. Now that I re-read the post, I can't figure out why I thought you were talking to me. It's my paranoia again.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy
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Posted: 16 May 08 19:17

Quote: SamIAm

Gee. Now that I re-read the post, I can figure out why I thought you were talking to me. It's my paranoia again.


We were talking about you.
We are going to kill you. Tonight. After your dinner.
Die, SamIam. Die!!!!



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Posted: 16 May 08 19:20
He doesn't meant that.

He is only joking.

I like you very very much.

Have a fantastic weekend.


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Posted: 16 May 08 19:26
I'm not as soft and insecure as I'm making myself out be. But, it's like my dad said just before he died, "Give me that, you idiot! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"

Does lemon juice remove blood stains?

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy
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Posted: 16 May 08 19:30

Quote: SamIAm

I'm not as soft and insecure as I'm making myself out be. But, it's like my dad said just before he died, "Give me that, you idiot! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"

Does lemon juice remove blood stains?


Your family will know by tonight!

I'll be waiting in the garage behind the boxes.

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Posted: 16 May 08 19:34

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: SamIAm

I'm not as soft and insecure as I'm making myself out be. But, it's like my dad said just before he died, "Give me that, you idiot! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"

Does lemon juice remove blood stains?


Your family will know by tonight!

I'll be waiting in the garage behind the boxes.

Ted Bundy


Don't think for one second that killing my family would be a bad thing. You'll just have to put up with my step mom bitching at you through her gag the whole time.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy
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Posted: 16 May 08 19:35

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: SamIAm

I'm not as soft and insecure as I'm making myself out be. But, it's like my dad said just before he died, "Give me that, you idiot! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"

Does lemon juice remove blood stains?


Your family will know by tonight!

I'll be waiting in the garage behind the boxes.

Ted Bundy


He doesn't mean that either.

He is joking. Ted Bundy is too busy selling shoes and dealing with his wife Peggy to kill you.

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Posted: 16 May 08 20:42
Dear Duncan,

I'm very sorry for sleeping with your wife, sorry I did her behind your back and also just sorry.
Remorseful even. I cant sleep at night now.

I'm sorry for keying your car.
I filled up on your account and sold your work to Bill Maher.
I gave you one star once, just to see if the stars went down.

They didn't.

Fergus.

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I filmed it.

I posted it on the net.
I'm keeping the money.

Sorry

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