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Posted: 18 Feb 08 23:53

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TheSpoof.com, Cyberspace - TheSpoof.com administrator, Mark Lowton, is seriously considering heeding calls by his top writers to open up a virtual gun store where they can use the points they earned for writing to purchase virtual guns. The reason for the sudden request for a virtual gun store is clear, he suspects it has to do with recent growing tensions between the writers and their wanting car.....

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queen mudder
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Posted: 18 Feb 08 23:53
Guess I can afford my own aircraft carrier according to these calculations....
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Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 18 Feb 08 23:59

Quote: queen mudder

Guess I can afford my own aircraft carrier according to these calculations....
qm


I can get a catapult, like Just William.

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Posted: 19 Feb 08 01:27
Queen,

If you want to sign a treaty, I'll get some ground forces with my almost 900,000 points. Between your carrier base (covering air and sea) and my ground forces, we can be a formidable force.

We can bomb the likes of Marvin back to the stone age.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 19 Feb 08 03:27
My weapon of choice is a brand new fully armed Black-hawk helicopter.

Thats my choice.

The reality is that I may have to work as a mercenary due to lack of points currency.

I'm cheap!









But you know that already.

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Posted: 19 Feb 08 08:37

Quote: Jalapenoman

Queen,

If you want to sign a treaty, I'll get some ground forces with my almost 900,000 points. Between your carrier base (covering air and sea) and my ground forces, we can be a formidable force.

We can bomb the likes of Marvin back to the stone age.





SOUNDs appealing J-Man. 900,000 ain't that far behind my tally.

Don't know who's next in the score table, I suspect it might be one of those writers no longer with us.

Fergus's tally may be useful in counter-insurgence.

Perhaps a PsychOps consultancy?

qm


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Posted: 19 Feb 08 18:44

SOUNDs appealing J-Man. 900,000 ain't that far behind my tally.


With my current points tally, I could go around and flick peanuts at people...but I can flick 'em real hard...and they'll smart if they're salted...



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Posted: 25 Feb 08 21:06
Again what is this? Satire based on what? In joke again maybe? Nonsensical, 1 out of 5.

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...and like that....he is gone....(Goodbye emad QC, we will meet again)

 
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