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Posted: 4 Feb 08 17:53

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The highly anticipated superfight between Monkey Woods and Simon Cockle - for the WBA Flyweight title - has created such interest that tickets for the 'scrap' are fetching thousands on e-bay...

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 17:56
Yeah, and when I gets in that ring, I'm gonna moiderize the punk - you see that I do! People say I could be a contender, that I could be the champeen...You wanna know sump'n? He gonna see stars all the way to Thanksgiving...why, I oughta...

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 18:01
Wait! I hear the Rocky theme song in the background for Simon.

Now I hear Eye of the Tiger, except they changed it to Eye of the Monkey.

This should be good.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 4 Feb 08 18:14
I just made up with the guy on the other forum...but I can get mad again if you want. Boy oh boy oh boy....i got the red mist...it's Grenada all over again...

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 20:03

Quote: Simon Cockle

I just made up with the guy on the other forum...but I can get mad again if you want. Boy oh boy oh boy....i got the red mist...it's Grenada all over again...


I'm shell-shocked!!!

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 20:15
I'm shell-shocked!!!


That we made up? Well you've got to let go some times...

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 20:38 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 4 Feb 08 20:39

Quote: Simon Cockle

I'm shell-shocked!!!


That we made up? Well you've got to let go some times...


I'm so sorry Simon, I couldn't resist it!

How are ticket sales going?

You're ODDs- on favourite

Monkey is just (w)oods

Do you need a referee?

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Posted: 4 Feb 08 20:43
My money was on a draw. Does this mean that I win?

I also bet "under" on the over/under of three rounds. Did I win that one too?

I was really wanting to see some blood today, but if I can settle for winning both bets, I'll be happy.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 4 Feb 08 21:21

Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: Simon Cockle

I'm shell-shocked!!!



"Shell-shocked"...Cockle...oh I see...very funny Mr. Gloves! I must now see a surgeon as I fear my sides may have split.

Yes, you can be the referee if you must...no more mollosc jokes or I'll get my wit out...

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Posted: 5 Feb 08 13:23

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very funny Mr. Gloves!



Mr Gloves? The old one's are the best...I haven't heard that one since junior school!

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Posted: 5 Feb 08 20:26
Yeah, Mr. Gloves is a bit lame, I know...but I have to do my bit in the linguistic feeding-frenzy of name-calling I find myself in...it was never like this when I was Diana's butler...

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Posted: 6 Feb 08 08:04
Like the avatar...as long a you don't keep asking for a medal.

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Posted: 28 Feb 08 00:55
Drivel, in it's purest form. 1 star.

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Drivel, in its purest form, can sell for 150 US dollars on the street if it's not diluted. It is usually inhaled through the nose so that it reaches the brain faster. The minimum sentence for dealing in drivel is 5 years in prison. It can also cause intense sexual feelings in men and women.

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Posted: 1 Mar 08 09:06 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 1 Mar 08 12:24

Quote: myhat2u

Drivel, in its purest form, can sell for 150 US dollars on the street if it's not diluted. It is usually inhaled through the nose so that it reaches the brain faster. The minimum sentence for dealing in drivel is 5 years in prison. It can also cause intense sexual feelings in men and women.

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5 stars.

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Can we strart having stars for posting on the forum Mr Editor?




Yoda's remarks funny so are!

Excellent retort MYHAT2U.

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