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...Welcome to our Diss-cussion Forum.

Don't be shy, us spoof-writers would like to hear from you.

Good or Bad...it doesn't matter.

Go ahead and drop us a line...a threat...advice...word of wisdom...word of ignorance...recipes for Curry....

This is an invitation for you to participate.

We'll be waiting for your reply.

M&S

P.S. Go ahead we won't bite!

OK M&S.
What are you cooking for Easter/Passover weekend, anything special?
Me I've just done a big pot of coq au vin to feed to the gannets, don't expect it to last until tomorrow but ya never know.
I do a bit of spicy oriental stuff whenever I can, Thai green curry or chicken Madrass.
And passion fruit pavolva for dessert when it's no holes barred.
qm

Same damned thing I had last year I think. Shirt and some tail, and both of them 'way too damned big. Whoops guess that was X-Mass -

Easter, les' see - oh yeah, herring roe on kelp soaked in seal oil this year again I guess.

Yum, yum . .

Gnarly

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Quote: Gnarly Erik
on kelp soaked in seal oil

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What no samphire? Too close to the arctic circle for such a delicacy?

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Quote: queen mudder

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Quote: Gnarly Erik
on kelp soaked in seal oil

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What no samphire? Too close to the arctic circle for such a delicacy?

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Well, I may have a girl from Hampshire - can that count?

Lad's!! will you leave Moose and Squirel alone.

It's Easter and they are fishing for b.....ma.......... peop..........soul........

Christ!! Leave a man( and woman) alone when he's fishing will ya!!!!!!!

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

Gnarly saw your

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

gave it 5 but the effing mouse pad jumped at me so it only worked out as a four....crumbs of something getting in the way, maybe static electricity, I dunno.

But it's a 5 allright.

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Quote: queen mudder

Gnarly saw your

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

gave it 5 but the effing mouse pad jumped at me so it only worked out as a four....crumbs of something getting in the way, maybe static electricity, I dunno.

But it's a 5 allright.

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That was one of those serendipitous 'gimmee' ones that just fell in place as soon as I saw the word 'CONURBATION' -

Maybe you should use more of those 30 dollar words 'cause no one else knows 'em and has to look 'em up . . .

Thanks for the spark - and the misfired 4!

Gnarly

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Quote: Gnarly Erik

Maybe you should use more of those 30 dollar words 'cause no one else knows 'em and has to look 'em up . . .

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Just a little something I heard on the BBC Open University TV geography module the other night at 3am. Not exactly a mind-improving show but full of useful insomnia bypasses.

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Quote: Moose&Squirell

...Welcome to our Diss-cussion Forum.

Don't be shy, us spoof-writer would like to here from you.

Good or Bad...it doesn't matter.

Go ahead and drop us a line...a threat...advice...word of wisdom...word of ignorance...recipes for Curry....

This is an invitation for you to participate.

We'll be waiting for your reply.

M&S

P.S. Go ahead we won't bite!

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Okay, your line is: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Your advice is: Always put on clean underwear before going out.

Your threat is: Oh yeah, well so's your sister!

Your word of wisdom is: Never eat at a Mexican food restaurant farther north than Albuquerque (and never, ever, expect authentic from Taco Bell)

Your word of ignorance is: Bush (enough said).

Your recipe for Curry is: When you capture Tim, put an apple in his mouth. Bake him at 350 degrees for three hours, basting occasionally. Hit him a few times in revenge for making you shill out money to see the movie version of "Clue."

Moose & Squirrel: you started this discussion on Saturday and then just buggered off!
What happened?
Didn't like the replies you got here?
Or was it that Santa Anita racetrack fixture that lured you away to pastures greener?
I think we should be told!

Moose&Squirell here;

Actually, this column was meant for our readers who need an invitation to participate in forums, But, You guys all jumped in with comments & de-fused the real purpose.

Remember, our public is just as curious of us as we are of them. So, If we put out a red carpet, we might get them to...you know...shampoo it!

M&S

Actually, isn't that one of our by-laws? "Never leave a comment untweaked if there's an opening."

...Gnarly!!...telephone! I think it's Su-Su!

(like that?!)


M&S:)

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Quote: Gnarly Erik
untweaked if there's an opening."

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A big hand on your opening Moose & Squirrel!

And red carpet?
I'm thinkin carpet burns. Anybody else?

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Quote: Gnarly Erik
untweaked if there's an opening."

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A big hand on your opening Moose & Squirrel!
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And just which opening is the big hand on?

To add to that, we all know what big hands mean!

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Quote: Moose&Squirell

...Gnarly!!...telephone! I think it's Su-Su!

(like that?!)


M&S:)

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Hello? Hello? Where'd she/it go? Whatever, maybe tweakery will be a hit. Usually is.

Gnarly

HI M&S
I think if you can put up with my crap i can tollerate your's, can't be anymore fair than that

...Who says we can?

Just kidding.

BTW, welcome aboard SPLINT!

Why is it we can't view your articles?

M&S:)

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Quote: Moose&Squirell

Why is it we can't view your articles?

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That's a glitch in the system. Will hopefully be fixed in the near future.

I believe in fairies *claps hands*

Uh oh, M&S... Mark gave you the clap! lol

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

So, Cal, let me get this straight. Mark gave Moose and Squirrel the clap? He also said something about fairys?

Has anyone warned his fiance about this guy? Somebody better get her down to the free clinic and get her tested!

For what? Athlete's mustache?