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Posted: 7 Apr 07 19:46 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 16 Apr 07 07:09
...Welcome to our Diss-cussion Forum.

Don't be shy, us spoof-writers would like to hear from you.

Good or Bad...it doesn't matter.

Go ahead and drop us a line...a threat...advice...word of wisdom...word of ignorance...recipes for Curry....

This is an invitation for you to participate.

We'll be waiting for your reply.

M&S

P.S. Go ahead we won't bite!

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Posted: 7 Apr 07 21:42
OK M&S.
What are you cooking for Easter/Passover weekend, anything special?
Me I've just done a big pot of coq au vin to feed to the gannets, don't expect it to last until tomorrow but ya never know.
I do a bit of spicy oriental stuff whenever I can, Thai green curry or chicken Madrass.
And passion fruit pavolva for dessert when it's no holes barred.
qm

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Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 7 Apr 07 22:16
Same damned thing I had last year I think. Shirt and some tail, and both of them 'way too damned big. Whoops guess that was X-Mass -

Easter, les' see - oh yeah, herring roe on kelp soaked in seal oil this year again I guess.

Yum, yum . .

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Posted: 7 Apr 07 22:21

Quote: Gnarly Erik
on kelp soaked in seal oil



What no samphire? Too close to the arctic circle for such a delicacy?

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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:15

Quote: queen mudder


Quote: Gnarly Erik
on kelp soaked in seal oil



What no samphire? Too close to the arctic circle for such a delicacy?
Well, I may have a girl from Hampshire - can that count?

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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:17
Lad's!! will you leave Moose and Squirel alone.

It's Easter and they are fishing for b.....ma.......... peop..........soul........

Christ!! Leave a man( and woman) alone when he's fishing will ya!!!!!!!

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You need me as a moderator!!!
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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:36
Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:36
Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

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queen mudder
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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:38
Gnarly saw your

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

gave it 5 but the effing mouse pad jumped at me so it only worked out as a four....crumbs of something getting in the way, maybe static electricity, I dunno.

But it's a 5 allright.

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Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 8 Apr 07 00:47

Quote: queen mudder

Gnarly saw your

Many Large Cities Have Gone Bat ****

gave it 5 but the effing mouse pad jumped at me so it only worked out as a four....crumbs of something getting in the way, maybe static electricity, I dunno.

But it's a 5 allright.
That was one of those serendipitous 'gimmee' ones that just fell in place as soon as I saw the word 'CONURBATION' -

Maybe you should use more of those 30 dollar words 'cause no one else knows 'em and has to look 'em up . . .

Thanks for the spark - and the misfired 4!

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Posted: 8 Apr 07 01:03

Quote: Gnarly Erik

Maybe you should use more of those 30 dollar words 'cause no one else knows 'em and has to look 'em up . . .



Just a little something I heard on the BBC Open University TV geography module the other night at 3am. Not exactly a mind-improving show but full of useful insomnia bypasses.

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Posted: 8 Apr 07 01:08

Quote: Moose&Squirell

...Welcome to our Diss-cussion Forum.

Don't be shy, us spoof-writer would like to here from you.

Good or Bad...it doesn't matter.

Go ahead and drop us a line...a threat...advice...word of wisdom...word of ignorance...recipes for Curry....

This is an invitation for you to participate.

We'll be waiting for your reply.

M&S

P.S. Go ahead we won't bite!


Okay, your line is: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Your advice is: Always put on clean underwear before going out.

Your threat is: Oh yeah, well so's your sister!

Your word of wisdom is: Never eat at a Mexican food restaurant farther north than Albuquerque (and never, ever, expect authentic from Taco Bell)

Your word of ignorance is: Bush (enough said).

Your recipe for Curry is: When you capture Tim, put an apple in his mouth. Bake him at 350 degrees for three hours, basting occasionally. Hit him a few times in revenge for making you shill out money to see the movie version of "Clue."

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 10 Apr 07 00:00 - Edited By: queen mudder, 10 Apr 07 00:01
Moose & Squirrel: you started this discussion on Saturday and then just buggered off!
What happened?
Didn't like the replies you got here?
Or was it that Santa Anita racetrack fixture that lured you away to pastures greener?
I think we should be told!

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Posted: 16 Apr 07 07:06 - Edited By: Moose&Squirell, 16 Apr 07 08:15
Moose&Squirell here;

Actually, this column was meant for our readers who need an invitation to participate in forums, But, You guys all jumped in with comments & de-fused the real purpose.

Remember, our public is just as curious of us as we are of them. So, If we put out a red carpet, we might get them to...you know...shampoo it!

M&S

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Gnarly Erik
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Posted: 16 Apr 07 16:30
Actually, isn't that one of our by-laws? "Never leave a comment untweaked if there's an opening."

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Posted: 16 Apr 07 18:17
...Gnarly!!...telephone! I think it's Su-Su!

(like that?!)


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Posted: 16 Apr 07 23:50

Quote: Gnarly Erik
untweaked if there's an opening."


A big hand on your opening Moose & Squirrel!

And red carpet?
I'm thinkin carpet burns. Anybody else?

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Posted: 17 Apr 07 01:06

Quote: queen mudder


Quote: Gnarly Erik
untweaked if there's an opening."


A big hand on your opening Moose & Squirrel!
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And just which opening is the big hand on?

To add to that, we all know what big hands mean!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 17 Apr 07 01:37

Quote: Moose&Squirell

...Gnarly!!...telephone! I think it's Su-Su!

(like that?!)


M&S:)
Hello? Hello? Where'd she/it go? Whatever, maybe tweakery will be a hit. Usually is.

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Posted: 17 Apr 07 11:52
HI M&S
I think if you can put up with my crap i can tollerate your's, can't be anymore fair than that

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Posted: 17 Apr 07 16:20
...Who says we can?

Just kidding.

BTW, welcome aboard SPLINT!

Why is it we can't view your articles?

M&S:)

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Posted: 17 Apr 07 17:20

Quote: Moose&Squirell

Why is it we can't view your articles?




That's a glitch in the system. Will hopefully be fixed in the near future.

I believe in fairies *claps hands*

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Posted: 26 Apr 07 02:40
Uh oh, M&S... Mark gave you the clap! lol

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Posted: 27 Apr 07 01:11
So, Cal, let me get this straight. Mark gave Moose and Squirrel the clap? He also said something about fairys?

Has anyone warned his fiance about this guy? Somebody better get her down to the free clinic and get her tested!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 27 Apr 07 02:26
For what? Athlete's mustache?

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