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Mark
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Location: Lancaster, England
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Posted: 3 Apr 07 22:44
whoo yeah

i am coming to you all tonight live from my wii!

i gots myself a fancy pants wireless router today, so now i can piss my fiance off by going on the spoof during ad breaks, and generally when there's nothing else good on tv

i just wish it came with a keyboard cozy my arm is getting tired

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Posted: 3 Apr 07 22:54 - Edited By: Trevelyan, 3 Apr 07 22:54
You crazy British, those aren't called ad breaks they're called commericals, or in the great state of Arkansas, "Summer reading program".

Congratulations on the Wii, hope you like and don't have to suffer through to many jokes about its name.

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Location: Las Cruces, NM
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Posted: 3 Apr 07 23:16
Mark,

Next time you have to go wiiiii, please put down the remote control, go to the bathroom/restroom/necessary/water closet (or whatever you are calling them over there these days), and use the pot/throne/toilet/john.

This was entirely too much information. No wonder the fiance was pissed (even though you were the one doing the pissing). That stuff is just not good for television sets or computers, even though the quality of most tv programming is crap.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 4 Apr 07 00:01 - Edited By: queen mudder, 4 Apr 07 00:05

Quote: Mark Lowton

my arm is getting tired


Isn't that what girlfriends/fiancees/wives are for, up your neck of the woods?

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Posted: 14 Apr 07 11:09
you know you cans alsways founds other ways so your arm don't gets sore


 
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