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Posted: 28 Feb 07 08:32
I was just reading about ANS's death on Wikipedia and was amazed by this revelation:


According to Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger, at 1:38 p.m. (18:38 UTC) Smith's bodyguard Big Moe, who is a trained paramedic,[2] called the hotel front desk from her sixth floor room. The front desk in turn called security, who then called 911.


Why didn't the bodyguard dial 911 himself direct?

It later goes on to say that the bodyguard started to administer CPR at 1:45 - 7 minutes after calling front desk. And he's a trained paramedic?!

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Posted: 28 Feb 07 11:10
HHMMM THE MIND BOGGLES. SUSPICION IS IN THE MIND OF THE SUSPICIOUS. DON'T YOU THINK?
OR THE GUILTY, DORSN'T MATTER, YET SOMEONE IS GUILTY OF SOMTHIN.
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Posted: 1 Mar 07 01:43
I'm guessing the bodyguard knew she was dead and needed to check out the goodies in person (and up close and personal).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 1 Mar 07 12:32
HHMMM 7mins! DID THAT INCLUDE TAKING SHOES OF?


 
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