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Posted: 21 Feb 07 17:31 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 21 Feb 07 17:32
Just saw this article come in: Water Presents Danger to Small Children.

Made me think of the following warning they have on matches (in the UK at least):

Fire Kills Children


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Posted: 21 Feb 07 19:30
My favorite is on a bottle of mildew remover that we sale in the U.S.

The warning label says to use only in a dry, well ventilated area to avoid chemical inhalation. If it was dry and well ventilated, there wouldn't be any mildew!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 21 Feb 07 20:07
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet."
-- In the information booklet.

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Posted: 21 Feb 07 22:38 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 21 Feb 07 22:38
I just remembered I wrote a story about a similar deal Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt

I was working part time in a supermarket back then and it always used to make me chuckle every time I saw the can.

Wow that was over three years ago

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Posted: 24 Feb 07 12:38
GLAD TO KNOW IT ONLY KILLS CHILDREN. MEANS I'M SAFE


 
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