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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Just saw this article come in: Water Presents Danger to Small Children.
Made me think of the following warning they have on matches (in the UK at least):  |
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Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
My favorite is on a bottle of mildew remover that we sale in the U.S.
The warning label says to use only in a dry, well ventilated area to avoid chemical inhalation. If it was dry and well ventilated, there wouldn't be any mildew! |
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Gnarly Erik Gnarly Dude Location: Alaska, USA Registered: 16 Oct 06 Forum Profile Website
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"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet."
-- In the information booklet. |
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Mark Spoofer-in-Chief Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I just remembered I wrote a story about a similar deal Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt
I was working part time in a supermarket back then and it always used to make me chuckle every time I saw the can. Wow that was over three years ago |
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SPLINT Writer Location: australia Registered: 24 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
GLAD TO KNOW IT ONLY KILLS CHILDREN. MEANS I'M SAFE
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