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carina-eta Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 |
LOL-spoken like a true adolescent Shaun.
PS/ The only way to get TRULY jaded is to experience as much as possible in as short a time as possible. You might want to remember that. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Shaun,
They are not jaded, just cautious. Have you ever heard the old saying: once bitten, twice shy? Besides, Cal has his sister. He is also happily married, from the way he describes things. Some day, you will have your heart broken. I actually wish it on you soon, and not later in life after a marriage and when children are involved. This pain and rejection and self analysis is actually good for you. Then, you will meet the next "right one" who makes you happy and gives you those same feelings. Hold onto that as much as you can and don't be the one to screw things up! |
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Buck E Filbert Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 |
Do you think there's gummy bears? teddy bears? Chicago Bears? Koala Bears?
Bearly makin it? Bear naked? Care Bear? Yogi Bear?. Booboo Bear?, The Three Little Bears? Clan of the Cave Bear? Smoky the Bear? Big Ben the Bear? Poo Bear? Gentile Ben? Styff Bears? Bare nuckle the bear essentals then grin and Bear it!!!! http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i16293 BEF vagina |
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
Good advice, J-man. It is nice to finally find someone with whom you have much in common after you have been ...um... squatted on a few times. The first real break-up is devastating, but when you get over it, and you will, the rest is relatively easy. What's that Carina said? Lots of experience in a short time? Been there... Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You, Cal-el |
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
Things have got a little too philosophical over here for my liking...
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carina-eta Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 |
Monkey "lightweight" Woods
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
philosophical Great spelling Monkey!!!! I told you! enough typewriters!!! |
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Cal Jennings Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 |
Does it hurt when ya' has ta' think Monkey? Ah know it shore hurts mah hade, speshly after I've had a couple jugs ah mah best corn sqweezins.
Billy Bob |
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Gnarly Erik Location: Alaska, USA Registered: 16 Oct 06 |
Monkey, don't you pay any attention to those doddering old codgers trying to tear you down. They're just jealous of a young feller that's all. Plus they've all just 'philosophized' themselves until they're all jaded and bitter.
You just do your thing and then piss on their legs like a dog if they get too irritating. There here forum isn't any fun unless you can pick a fight now and then anyway. Well done. Gnarly |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Hey, quit makin' fun of his spellin. Just because he left the "k" out don't mean you need to rag on him. We all screw up on okkashun. Now, Monkey, just to set the record straight, it is spelled: Filler-soff-ick-ull (just like you pronounciate it). |
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
Not for the first time, I'm confused.
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carina-eta Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 |
i thought philosophical was the correct spelling too, ifs its different please enlighten-altho i do appreciate in USA its Cals version.
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Fergus McCarthy Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 |
---------------------------------------------------- Who said it was spelded rongley? Ferg |
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