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carina-eta
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Posted: 27 Jun 07 23:10
LOL-spoken like a true adolescent Shaun.

PS/ The only way to get TRULY jaded is to experience as much as possible in as short a time as possible. You might want to remember that.

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Posted: 28 Jun 07 01:47
Shaun,

They are not jaded, just cautious. Have you ever heard the old saying: once bitten, twice shy?

Besides, Cal has his sister. He is also happily married, from the way he describes things.

Some day, you will have your heart broken. I actually wish it on you soon, and not later in life after a marriage and when children are involved. This pain and rejection and self analysis is actually good for you.

Then, you will meet the next "right one" who makes you happy and gives you those same feelings. Hold onto that as much as you can and don't be the one to screw things up!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 28 Jun 07 07:32 - Edited By: Buck E Filbert, 28 Jun 07 07:50
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Posted: 29 Jun 07 13:18 - Edited By: Cal Jennings, 29 Jun 07 13:18

Quote: Jalapenoman

Shaun,

They are not jaded, just cautious. Have you ever heard the old saying: once bitten, twice shy?

...This pain and rejection and self analysis is actually good for you.

Then, you will meet the next "right one" who makes you happy and gives you those same feelings. Hold onto that as much as you can and don't be the one to screw things up!


Good advice, J-man. It is nice to finally find someone with whom you have much in common after you have been ...um... squatted on a few times. The first real break-up is devastating, but when you get over it, and you will, the rest is relatively easy.

What's that Carina said? Lots of experience in a short time? Been there...

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Posted: 29 Jun 07 17:11
Things have got a little too philosophical over here for my liking...

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carina-eta
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Posted: 29 Jun 07 23:11
Monkey "lightweight" Woods

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Posted: 29 Jun 07 23:19

philosophical

Great spelling Monkey!!!!

















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Posted: 30 Jun 07 02:50
Does it hurt when ya' has ta' think Monkey? Ah know it shore hurts mah hade, speshly after I've had a couple jugs ah mah best corn sqweezins.

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Posted: 30 Jun 07 02:59
Monkey, don't you pay any attention to those doddering old codgers trying to tear you down. They're just jealous of a young feller that's all. Plus they've all just 'philosophized' themselves until they're all jaded and bitter.

You just do your thing and then piss on their legs like a dog if they get too irritating.

There here forum isn't any fun unless you can pick a fight now and then anyway. Well done.

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Posted: 30 Jun 07 13:11 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 30 Jun 07 13:14

Quote: Monkey Woods

Things have got a little too philosophical over here for my liking...


Hey, quit makin' fun of his spellin. Just because he left the "k" out don't mean you need to rag on him. We all screw up on okkashun.

Now, Monkey, just to set the record straight, it is spelled: Filler-soff-ick-ull (just like you pronounciate it).

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Posted: 30 Jun 07 14:33
Not for the first time, I'm confused.

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Posted: 1 Jul 07 09:55
i thought philosophical was the correct spelling too, ifs its different please enlighten-altho i do appreciate in USA its Cals version.

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Posted: 3 Jul 07 18:42

Quote: carina-eta

i thought philosophical was the correct spelling too, ifs its different please enlighten-altho i do appreciate in USA its Cals version.


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