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Posted: 19 Feb 07 09:50
I do find the word 'knickers' amusing

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Posted: 19 Feb 07 09:55 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 19 Feb 07 09:55
What do you know, two in one day:


Oswald's dallas window fetches 3 million.

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The glass removed from the window was taken by military jet to Washington, so members of the commission could look through it and see if Oswald could have had a reasonable view of the Presidents motorcade.

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Posted: 19 Feb 07 13:05

Quote: Mark Lowton

I do find the word 'knickers' amusing

Nick Nicholas The Nighttime Knicker Nicker; Nicked


Based upon a true story!!!! I kid you not

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Posted: 19 Feb 07 23:33 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 19 Feb 07 23:33
Amusing, acceptable attempt at advanced alliteration!

Moreover, many mental midgets might misunderstand meaning.

Great story.

(Note to President Bush if he ever reads this link: Knickers are what they call " panties" in England. It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)

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Posted: 19 Feb 07 23:52

Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)
I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!

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Posted: 20 Feb 07 06:40

Quote: Matt 'Crusty' Morgan


Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)
I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!
Maybe you should start hanging with a better crowd, or at least a more sanitary one?

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Posted: 24 Feb 07 12:28

Quote: Gnarly Erik


Quote: Matt 'Crusty' Morgan


Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)
I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!
Maybe you should start hanging with a better crowd, or at least a more sanitary one?


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Posted: 24 Feb 07 12:29
HANG ON I MEAN SKIDDIES

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Posted: 26 Feb 07 06:30
I do like the Nick knickers story but I must admit there was too much English in it for me. I am an American.

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Posted: 17 Mar 07 09:35
First off, I didn't really take to this story. I figured: "Caves, bears, sure, I can dig that."

It was funny, but nothing brilliant.

Then there's the twist at the end. I should've seen it coming, but it just hit me. Very funny!

Here it is:
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

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Posted: 17 Mar 07 10:01
SONY PS3 British Release Postponed

"...reinstall the giblets using Tripemaster..."

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Posted: 8 Jun 07 16:09
French Disinherit Croissant

I particularly enjoyed: "They can go ahead and keep their grease-saturated American fries. We don't want them back."

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Posted: 22 Jun 07 15:50
Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

Brilliant satire!

In case anyone missed the real story, click here

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Posted: 23 Jun 07 02:13
I agree. I gave it five stars. Carina was right on.

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Posted: 23 Jun 07 05:00

Quote: Mark Lowton

Here it is:
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.


That was an EXCELLENT piece of satire writing. You know how those Aggies who work for NASA are! lol

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Posted: 23 Jun 07 05:06
Ahhhh... you and Mark are just overcome by Carina's flashy Avatar. If only you knew she was really 500 pounds, has a pimply face, and a huge ugly wart on her nose, then you wouldn't be so quick to praise that piece. lol

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Posted: 23 Jun 07 23:49
So are you saying Carina looks like your sister?

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Posted: 24 Jun 07 10:26
It's not often men talk to me, what with my hideous physical disfigurement *sigh* If only I was JUST 500 pounds.

But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart-Im not married!

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Posted: 24 Jun 07 13:50 - Edited By: Shaun Ferguson, 24 Jun 07 13:51

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But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart - Im not married!


One girl's ugly wart is another girl's love stick.

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 07:37

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It's not often men talk to me, what with my hideous physical disfigurement *sigh* If only I was JUST 500 pounds.

But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart-Im not married!


But you did bear children,was that your avatar? or was it immaculate conception? Either way, glad you are able to use a keyboard.

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 10:35
erm-remember biology lessons at school?, you dont actually have to be married to bear children, plus theres such a thing as painful divorce, just in case you happen to be married, have children and want to end all that bliss.
glad you're back Jean, been waiting by the window dreaming of more of your vacation details.

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 11:15
That's weird. Did you post that before or after you read my EastEnders/Sex Warning story?

Did you read it at all? (blushes)

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 18:17
Now that was funny!(5 stars)

personally, i had absolutely no idea that there was a correct order to do these things in, I consider myself enlightened ( my mother always told me NEVER to ask for a divorce on the first date- I now realise how wrong she was)

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 19:26
I understand painful divorces. I had two of them in my younger days. Some women can be just as bad as some men.

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Posted: 27 Jun 07 22:19
Gosh! You guys seem just a tad jaded.

Don't we adolescents have any chance of finding a decent partner?

Maybe if carina-eta and Cal don't trust the opposite sex they should try their own.


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