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I do find the word 'knickers' amusing

Nick Nicholas The Nighttime Knicker Nicker; Nicked

What do you know, two in one day:

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Oswald's dallas window fetches 3 million.

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The glass removed from the window was taken by military jet to Washington, so members of the commission could look through it and see if Oswald could have had a reasonable view of the Presidents motorcade.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

I do find the word 'knickers' amusing

Nick Nicholas The Nighttime Knicker Nicker; Nicked

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Based upon a true story!!!! I kid you not

Amusing, acceptable attempt at advanced alliteration!

Moreover, many mental midgets might misunderstand meaning.

Great story.

(Note to President Bush if he ever reads this link: Knickers are what they call " panties" in England. It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)

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Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)

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I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!

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Quote: Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

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Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)

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I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!

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Maybe you should start hanging with a better crowd, or at least a more sanitary one?

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Quote: Gnarly Erik

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Quote: Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

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Quote: Jalapenoman

(.... It is not a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, and peanuts.)

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I have seen some knickers that fit that profile!!!!

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Maybe you should start hanging with a better crowd, or at least a more sanitary one?

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HANG ON I MEAN SKIDDIES

I do like the Nick knickers story but I must admit there was too much English in it for me. I am an American.

First off, I didn't really take to this story. I figured: "Caves, bears, sure, I can dig that."

It was funny, but nothing brilliant.

Then there's the twist at the end. I should've seen it coming, but it just hit me. Very funny!

Here it is:
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

SONY PS3 British Release Postponed

"...reinstall the giblets using Tripemaster..."

French Disinherit Croissant

I particularly enjoyed: "They can go ahead and keep their grease-saturated American fries. We don't want them back."

Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

Brilliant satire!

In case anyone missed the real story, click here

I agree. I gave it five stars. Carina was right on.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

Here it is:
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

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That was an EXCELLENT piece of satire writing. You know how those Aggies who work for NASA are! lol

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

Ahhhh... you and Mark are just overcome by Carina's flashy Avatar. If only you knew she was really 500 pounds, has a pimply face, and a huge ugly wart on her nose, then you wouldn't be so quick to praise that piece. lol

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

So are you saying Carina looks like your sister?

It's not often men talk to me, what with my hideous physical disfigurement *sigh* If only I was JUST 500 pounds.

But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart-Im not married!

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Quote: carina-eta
But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart - Im not married!

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One girl's ugly wart is another girl's love stick.

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Quote: carina-eta

It's not often men talk to me, what with my hideous physical disfigurement *sigh* If only I was JUST 500 pounds.

But at least I dont have a huge ugly wart-Im not married!

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But you did bear children,was that your avatar? or was it immaculate conception? Either way, glad you are able to use a keyboard.

erm-remember biology lessons at school?, you dont actually have to be married to bear children, plus theres such a thing as painful divorce, just in case you happen to be married, have children and want to end all that bliss.
glad you're back Jean, been waiting by the window dreaming of more of your vacation details.

That's weird. Did you post that before or after you read my EastEnders/Sex Warning story?

Did you read it at all? (blushes)

Now that was funny!(5 stars)

personally, i had absolutely no idea that there was a correct order to do these things in, I consider myself enlightened ( my mother always told me NEVER to ask for a divorce on the first date- I now realise how wrong she was)

I understand painful divorces. I had two of them in my younger days. Some women can be just as bad as some men.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

Gosh! You guys seem just a tad jaded.

Don't we adolescents have any chance of finding a decent partner?

Maybe if carina-eta and Cal don't trust the opposite sex they should try their own.