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Monsieur Zorro
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Posted: 11 Feb 07 18:41
The Lord today announced in a news conference that in fact he fathered Anna Nicole?s baby girl Dannielynn. God, who spoke to reporters from a burning bush claimed that others who claim parentage were lying and who will be dealt with from on high were simply money grubbing heretics. God went on to say that as the father the son and the holy ghost they had been very intimate with Anna a various times during the last several years. God who claims parentage of one other son Jesus is of undisclosed age and he gave no address of residence other than Heaven

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 15 Feb 07 02:40
Mister Zero, I'd run and hide or Moose and Squirrel are going to accuse you of being Helium (partially because you didn't mention Britney's vagina in your post and partially because they accuse everyone).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
MazeMazie
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 00:11
will they ever settle this. Get on with the baby and the burial

Buck E Filbert
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 02:08
I heard someone mention Britney Spears vagina and I've come to collect my royality. As everyone should know by now, the copyright for Britney Spears vagina
is under the BEF banner and should not be so much as
be wispered without the express consent of BEF inc.

In the future some alternative phrases will be exceptable:
Britney Spears yoo hoo
Britney Spears kitty kat
Britney Spears holy of the holy's

These substitutes are totally acceptable, thank you

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Buck E Filbert
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 02:16
I say they bury the baby with Anna Nicole and lets be done with the whole mess in one funeral.

Ever notice funeral starts with fun, strange huh?

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 03:18
Yep, funeral starts with "fun" and marriage starts with "marr".

Did you also notice that you have "gag" in engagement?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 04:26
If you're engaguged you're still entitled to the gagging, once it's offical the gagging is over, it might marr them
HA, HA ,HA, I kill me.
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Posted: 24 Feb 07 10:57
HEY ALL I'M SAYIN IS ANYONES MISSUS SAFE FROM GOD
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT YOUR MISSUS IS PREGRANT AND YOU DID'NT HAVE A THING TO DO WITH IT {SUX)


 
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