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Buck E Filbert Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 |
I like Mrs Howell
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
I'll take the three sisters on Petticoat Junction. When I'm done with them, there's Ellie May, Marcia Brady, and Laurie Partridge.
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President Bush Location: Crawford Registered: 19 Aug 06 |
MARY ANN! Is this a trick question and don't tell Laura I answered it.
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Am I being asked to pick between the two of them or which I want first?
Okay, I'll go with enthusiasm first, then experience. |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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President Bush Location: Crawford Registered: 19 Aug 06 |
GO with the gut feeling .. Gilligan's run'n up with yet another empty coconut shell full of non-malt liquor. In front of him, Mary Ann and .. Ginger right there in front of the idiot. BELL goes off in Gilligan's mind (if you can call it that) .. WHICH deserted island babe 2 CHOOSE??. PENO -> Well .. I doubt if GILLIGAN could get either Mary Ann OR Ginger, the professor maybe but .. PREZ -> That's why I went into public service. Answers like that. ![]() |
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Kilroy Location: Greyhound bus stations Registered: 3 Jan 07 |
"Kansas Pure" Mary Ann because if I choose Ginger and the Professor couldn't whip up a decent condom from coconut oil and banana skins, I'd be pissin' fire before we got off the Island. Looks like shes carrying around a bit of the Hollywood clap, if you ask me.
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NickFun Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 |
There is no question Mary Ann was the superior babe. Ginger was over 6' tall and a total whore. I recall on episode where Gilligan had Mary Ann on a fishing reel and he yanked too hard thus pulling Mary Ann's bathing suit off. I think I shot my youthful load.
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President Bush Location: Crawford Registered: 19 Aug 06 |
Dawn. Like the morning? Dawn Wells that's her name
Mary Ann. I'd post some titilating links to the REAL Dawn but per the Spoof's rules of rules I'd best not. Ginger? that tramp? I've not googled her enough to see who she really is/was. |
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NickFun Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 |
I'd like to wake up at the crack of Dawn.
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Monsieur Zorro Registered: 9 Feb 07 |
Maryanne rocked. maybe not now as she is old..hahaha
and I always wanted Bailey on WKRP as well... |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
I also thought she was hotter than Loni Anderson.
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Buck E Filbert Location: Sunset and Vine in Hollywood Registered: 29 Nov 06 |
It was the glasses on Bailey on WKRP she was also
Kotter's wife in Welcome Back Kotter. Marcia Straussman? Right? BEF vagina |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Actually, Jan Smithers played Bailey.
Marcia Strassman was also in MASH as Lieutenant Dish for a while the first or second season before she starred on Kotter as Mrs. Kotter. |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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