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Buck E Filbert
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Posted: 15 Jan 07 16:26
I like Mrs Howell

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Posted: 15 Jan 07 16:40
I'll take the three sisters on Petticoat Junction. When I'm done with them, there's Ellie May, Marcia Brady, and Laurie Partridge.

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Posted: 15 Jan 07 18:48 - Edited By: President Bush, 15 Jan 07 18:50
MARY ANN! Is this a trick question and don't tell Laura I answered it.


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Posted: 15 Jan 07 20:58
Am I being asked to pick between the two of them or which I want first?

Okay, I'll go with enthusiasm first, then experience.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 Jan 07 21:56 - Edited By: President Bush, 15 Jan 07 21:59

Quote: Jalapenoman

Am I being asked to pick between the two of them or which I want first?

Okay, I'll go with enthusiasm first, then experience.

GO with the gut feeling .. Gilligan's run'n up with yet another empty coconut shell full of non-malt liquor. In front of him, Mary Ann and .. Ginger right there in front of the idiot. BELL goes off in Gilligan's mind (if you can call it that) .. WHICH deserted island babe 2 CHOOSE??.

PENO -> Well .. I doubt if GILLIGAN could get either Mary Ann OR Ginger, the professor maybe but ..

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Posted: 23 Jan 07 22:53
"Kansas Pure" Mary Ann because if I choose Ginger and the Professor couldn't whip up a decent condom from coconut oil and banana skins, I'd be pissin' fire before we got off the Island. Looks like shes carrying around a bit of the Hollywood clap, if you ask me.

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Posted: 24 Jan 07 06:54
There is no question Mary Ann was the superior babe. Ginger was over 6' tall and a total whore. I recall on episode where Gilligan had Mary Ann on a fishing reel and he yanked too hard thus pulling Mary Ann's bathing suit off. I think I shot my youthful load.

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Posted: 28 Jan 07 15:14
Dawn. Like the morning? Dawn Wells that's her name

Mary Ann.

I'd post some titilating links to the REAL Dawn but per the Spoof's rules of rules I'd best not. Ginger? that tramp? I've not googled her enough to see who she really is/was.


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Posted: 1 Feb 07 06:01
I'd like to wake up at the crack of Dawn.

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Posted: 11 Feb 07 17:32
Maryanne rocked. maybe not now as she is old..hahaha
and I always wanted Bailey on WKRP as well...

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Posted: 15 Feb 07 02:41
I also thought she was hotter than Loni Anderson.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 15 Feb 07 03:26 - Edited By: Buck E Filbert, 15 Feb 07 03:40
It was the glasses on Bailey on WKRP she was also
Kotter's wife in Welcome Back Kotter. Marcia Straussman? Right?




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Posted: 17 Feb 07 15:20
Actually, Jan Smithers played Bailey.

Marcia Strassman was also in MASH as Lieutenant Dish for a while the first or second season before she starred on Kotter as Mrs. Kotter.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

 
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