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Posted: 16 Dec 06 22:03
No matter what the cost to personal-hygiene Anne BrownToothe gets The Message Out to her Off-Spring to make sure she is SANE & SOUND!

HEY ANNE!

Gives us a kiss after you put that cigarette out!

She must have been smoking when she breast-fed her niece Elaine Dimock...

Look at that Family Line Smile!

KISS ME NOW YOU FOOL!

YES!

Her ANIMALS are "approaching"!

Ready that those hanging-fibres...

DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... I AM THINKING!

Who ate the mouldy-sandwich I was saving?

RELICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely,

Emperor Jedi Sir Christopher Alan Green Esquire/CoCo Chanel (Empress),
Intergalactic Vampire Master Accountant/Hawthorne Boarding School Coptic Nurse.
picbeer@yahoo.ca

 
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