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Posted: 11 Jan 18 16:49
This story sounds so familiar, when I read it, I thought I was reading The Spoof.

BBC News: Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer

A butcher who became trapped in a walk-in freezer escaped thanks to a frozen black pudding.

He said: "It was the right shape. I used it like the police use battering rams to break door locks in. It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it.

"I'm lucky really. We sell about two or three each week and that was the last one in there."

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Posted: 12 Jan 18 08:59
sorry Mark, could not resist this one!

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