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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Sep 17 11:22
Hi there fans!

It's great to be back after staring death in the face (not mine, before you get excited) for a while.

What a pleasure it is to be back here within the hallowed portal once again.

The banter, the repartee, the wit, the exchange of ideas. Ah! Nothing has changed. You still can't find any of that here.

Someone said the other day: "What do you think about the Spoof Forum?" I answered: "I think that would be a splendid idea!"



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Posted: 2 Oct 17 01:05
Yes, it is hard to compete with the satisfying sounds of footfalls in the halls of satiric power.

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Posted: 3 Oct 17 21:01 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 3 Oct 17 21:03
Yes, it's like being in a room with Wilde, Shaw and Whistler.

Whistler's mother, anyway.

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Posted: 21 Oct 17 19:26 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 22 Oct 17 18:52
Or a room with a spittoon a lute and ivory tusks on the wall to hang your robe.

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Posted: 24 Oct 17 06:44 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 24 Oct 17 06:45
I personally believe that our US brethren & sisters boycott the site and forums. Instead they spread fake news in an attempt to undermine our wonderful efforts to produce joy, happiness and literary brilliance by writing heaps of pungent, trumped up crap...

So you once proud Brit Spoofers let's defeat them on the beaches, air, and sea! BTW, Churchill was always my greatest inspiration!

Sorry, I got carried away in a spitfire and parachuted into a spittoon..

Nutters United...
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Posted: 26 Oct 17 02:24
Beware of fake Brits infiltrating the ranks, American spelling is a telltale.

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Posted: 26 Oct 17 07:00
Z's for S's, yes a very significant clue...Must change my spell checker to Aussie English, mate...

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Posted: 27 Oct 17 01:05
Except for hillbilly fake Brits, easy to spot in a crowd without a bird dog.

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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 27 Oct 17 17:08
I have found another outlet for my writing that has served to piss off Washington liberals who lack any sense of humor: The Hill.

In some cases I have been deleted by The Hill administrators. But I believe they are becoming more tolerant as time passes. They didn't like me referring to Hillary as an "Old Vinegar Pussy."

But it is more satisfying being read by thousands vs hundreds. When anyone questions if I'm a real doctor, I tell then to google "Dr. Billingsgate" where they can verify my academic credentials by reading my profile.



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Posted: 27 Oct 17 23:40 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 27 Oct 17 23:42
A noble endeavour bearing fruitful results. I have started using Roman augury to interpret Taylor Swift lyrics with surprising results rivalling the work of Nostradamus.

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Posted: 28 Oct 17 19:59
As part of my doctoral program at La Fontaine College, I was required to read War and Peace backwards. As a result, I was the first to predict President Kennedy's assassination by a Russian agent, Lee Harvey Oswald. One of hundreds of characters in the novel, Dlawso Yevrah Eel was married to a Bolshevik princess who was Leon Trotsky's chambermaid.

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Posted: 28 Oct 17 22:07
Peace and War would build up to a climax more logically.

Was it just a lengthy back to front as front to back?

Marshall McLuhan advocated reading only every second page of a book and imagining the parts skipped over. There is something to that I think.

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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 28 Oct 17 22:27
It was very tedious until I taught myself to ignore consonants and every other vowel. Not nearly as difficult as doing sex backwards.

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens.

 
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