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Posted: 18 Apr 17 05:19
Self-explanatory, I think. Here's a couple from me:

1. The Gang Of Four

"I love a man and a unicorn"

2. Sham 69

"If the gimps are united, they will never be divided"


It's not rocket science!

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Posted: 22 Apr 17 10:25 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Apr 17 10:26
3. John Foxx

"Underpants"



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Posted: 24 Apr 17 03:31
4. The Cure

"I'm the stranger, kissing an Arab"

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Posted: 29 May 17 06:46 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 May 17 06:47
5. Alison Moyet

"Love His Erection"


6. Nik Kershaw

"I Won't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"


7. Ian Dury and the Blockheads

"Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls"

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Posted: 29 May 17 12:08 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 29 May 17 12:08
8. Gene Autry

"I was lonesome in the saddle when my horse died."

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