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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Jun 14 20:11
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah-bomp bah-bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama-lama ding-dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo-bop shoo-bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da-dip da-dip?


That's all very well, but who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

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Posted: 5 Jun 14 21:20

Quote: Erskin Quint

... who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?


Wow, a lot of history here.

One contemporary name I found is Nic Dakin. Have no idea who he/she is.

Of course, taking it all literally, the person had to be... um, female.

(IIIIEEE! Now I'm in trouble!)

Somebody from your neck of the woods will have the proper reply and for that, I just bought a pint and will be camped out at the corner pub awaiting...

(refill, please...)



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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Jun 14 20:07
Is Nik the cunt then?

So the answer is: 'the electorate'.

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Posted: 7 Jun 14 12:41 - Edited By: Frank Michaels, 7 Jun 14 13:15

Quote: Erskin Quint

Is Nik the cunt then?

So the answer is: 'the electorate'.


Well, at least one sector of that electorate.

(Damn! I didn't just say that. UGH!)

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Posted: 8 Jun 14 19:28 - Edited By: Frank Michaels, 9 Jun 14 12:04
To dream ... the impossible dream ...
To fight ... the unbeatable foe ...
To bear ... with unbearable sorrow ...
To run ... where the brave dare notgo...


There, there now, sir... no need to try and sing.

But, where is the answer? What is the goal?

Reach deep...

How deep?

Until you find something.

Like... pocket lint?

Yes, of course.

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Posted: 11 Jun 14 18:54
Scunthorpe has many a fine pussy lad!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 12 Jun 14 11:59 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 12 Jun 14 12:00
Ah, the Pussy Lads! Plenty of them in this neck of the woods, as well!





By the way, Frank, what's 'notgo'?

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