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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Jun 14 21:35
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Posted: 4 Jun 14 17:21
my mum used to make them for tanks and subs and Rooney

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 5 Jun 14 10:00
The question is, does Paris really cope?

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Posted: 5 Jun 14 17:59
wee, wee

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 5 Jun 14 18:58 - Edited By: Frank Michaels, 5 Jun 14 19:04
BREAKING NEWS!
Ancient nursery rhyme exposed!


This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And, this little piggy went wee, wee,
all the way home!


It has now become apparent that the Little Piggy who supposedly 'had none', was actually a pedal-phile with a foot fetish, sending the smallest of the piggy-toes home, squealing, Yes! Yes!

The piggy who 'had none' is currently being sought by French police but so far, has not be tocated.

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Posted: 5 Jun 14 19:45
This is all very well.

Not sure how it bears upon the subject at hand.

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Posted: 5 Jun 14 21:06

Quote: Erskin Quint

This is all very well.

Not sure how it bears upon the subject at hand.


Me neither. In fact, not sure exactly what the subject is... aside from a 'periscope'.

Of course, that could be exactly the subject...



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Posted: 6 Jun 14 19:51
Well, yes, the subject is periscopes.

Periscopes is the subject and the subject is periscopes. So periscopes is the same thing as the subject. They are identical. Or are they?



'Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

'I do,' Alice hastily replied; 'at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.'

'Not the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter. 'You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!'

'You might just as well say,' added the March Hare, 'that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!'

'You might just as well say,' added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, 'that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!'

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