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Clive Danton
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Posted: 7 Dec 13 18:00
Dear Spoof with added idle,drunken rhetoric.

Only kidding!

I wish you all well and a merry Christmas to one and all.

Gawd 'elp us everyone

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Posted: 9 Dec 13 05:00
Marry Christmas to you, too Clive.

Ellie

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Posted: 9 Dec 13 09:51
I'll see you over there...

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Posted: 9 Dec 13 11:20
Mine's a babycham.

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Posted: 9 Dec 13 16:14
Ellie, Les and Debs = ELD = Excellent Lampooning Delights!

A very merry Xmas guys

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Posted: 9 Dec 13 20:37
Dear Spoof:

A year on now since the massacre in four-part harmony. What have I learned? Crispin Hard Apple Cider will get you fucked up.

That's about all. Cept Clive Danton is a carp and he did start the shit. Had he not, no shit would have been started.

Merry Xmas.

BTW, who is fighting on Boxing Day?

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Posted: 10 Dec 13 06:10
Dear Spoof "Now with added, idle drunken rhetoric"

Merry Christmas Francisco!

What can I say my friend? I guess I'm just a born, low-down, lousy agent provok...agent provoccy...agent provocer...shit stirrer

*lights pipe and grabs bottle of Crispin before drinking deeply*

Man that's some mighty fine shit right there my friends!

Who's fightin' on Boxing Day? Why my nan and grandad of course! Married 67 years and hatin' each other just a little more with every passing day

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Posted: 10 Dec 13 17:08
CD, I'd play you any day, glorious cockney whit at Chrissy!!

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Posted: 29 Dec 13 05:35
Dear Spoof "Now with added idle, drunken rhetoric"

Convince impressionable young women in night clubs that you're a professional footballer by hurling yourself to the ground, writhing in agony when one of them gently brushes past you on the way to the ladies lavatory.

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Posted: 29 Dec 13 05:40
Dear Spoof "Now with etc"

BREAKING NEWS: Large Crack Opens In Antarctica Bringing Relief To Encased Russian Ship. "It was the least I could do" says Katie Price. Source. Associated Press.

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Posted: 29 Dec 13 12:00
Dear Spoof,

I agree CD is totally mad, however, if he wasn't he'd be a Ripper...

Happy New whatever you want!

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Posted: 29 Dec 13 16:36
Dear Spoof "Now etc"

Rumours of my insanity are wholly accurate, deeply hurtful and beyond any conjecture and you can tell Mark Twain I said that!

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Posted: 30 Dec 13 08:20
Dear Spoof,

after thoroughly investigating the state of CD's mind set, I have decided to completely LP'y

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Posted: 30 Dec 13 08:21

Quote: Jaggedone

Dear Spoof,

after thoroughly investigating the state of CD's mind set, I have decided to go completely LP'y


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Posted: 31 Dec 13 23:12
Happy New Year! Which way'd we go???!

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Posted: 2 Jan 14 12:02
Dear Spoof,

Jean le Fete has inquired into which direction this post should go in 2014, for reference ask Alice..

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