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IainB
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Posted: 3 Dec 13 09:14
While the forums have been away, what have you all been up to?

I'll kick off: I've not been writing as many spoofs as I used to, as I've discovered the wonders of meeting people. In the past year, my friend base has exploded thanks to coming out as transgender. Who knew? That plus all the stuff I was doing anyway has seriously impacted on my free time!

I still keep my hand in spoofing, but I'm down to one a week, not seven a day...lol

Debbie

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 3 Dec 13 20:39
Iain or Deb, U know what I've been doing and your review was a smash!

Writing, writing, writing and now the sequel is ready for human consumption (I hope).

Nice to hear you have found your inner-peace, miss you on FB, but we'll meet here now and then!

Monkey nutter...
Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 3 Dec 13 21:29
I've just sat here waiting for the forums to open, tapping my fingers impatiently the ENTIRE time....and you know I have that bridge in Cleveland for sale too.

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 4 Dec 13 01:40
I am teaching 3 year olds and I spend all of my energy teaching, being a mom and then caring for my two dogs that I have little time to write anything. I plan on making some life changes next year so my energy can return and I can have a more fulfilled and somewhat "normal" life.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Dec 13 08:20
LET US ALL BREATH SOME HEALTHY LIFE BACK INTO THIS GREAT INSTITUTION!

JEAN AND ELLE, LOVELY TO HEAR YOU ARE STILL HERE AND WE HEARTILY WELCOME ALL NEW WRITERS TOO!

Monkey nutter...
Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 4 Dec 13 23:08
I've missed it and I hope we can have a friendly, supportive spirit. No group hugs, just writing and about writing and fun for fun's sake.

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
IainB
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Posted: 5 Dec 13 23:13
Jean, come here. Give us a hug!



Debbie

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Posted: 6 Dec 13 03:06
A new dawn? I sincerely hope so.

Best wishes to all.

Regards

Skoob.

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 6 Dec 13 03:10 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 6 Dec 13 03:14
Aww what the hell group hug (not in a gay way), Jag, Ellie, c'mon Skoob, take off the hat for moment! Damn your wet, doesn't it ever stop raining in London! Damn Debbie your awfully friendly!

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
John Peurach
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Posted: 6 Dec 13 05:25
Okay, so what I miss?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....in lieu of a big all encompassing hug since I'm all the way out there/in here, still waiting for the light to change on La Brea, how about I just roll down the window and wave?

And oh yeah, hope to heaven and hell that the dude behind me - the one giving me the finger - doesn't think I'm making light of his, I'm guessing, urgent need to be somewhere else, or thereabouts.

That is, in a helluva hurry, right about now (and how) in this way, way out west coast-like town where America ends.

Or, something like that, if not more so.



At one time we were all old enough to know, yet still young enough not to know any better. Thank God (or, whoever is screening his/her calls these days) some of us can somehow pretend that to be, more or less, still the case.
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Posted: 6 Dec 13 14:36
I wrote a best selling novel.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Dec 13 15:13
I quote the great Mandela: We should forgive and forget the past and look forward to a bright future!

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Clive Danton
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Posted: 7 Dec 13 18:14
For myself I have been living a frugal, albeit spiritually uplifting existence as forehead massage wallah to Olly Murs.

The pay is risible and the work backbreaking, but the look of sheer joy and gratitude on his gigantic clock as I apply the final dab of Loosol "Easing Oil To The Stars", to the wrinkly bit that covers his temporal lobe, gives me such pleasure that I have on occasion climaxed both violently and copiously inside my clothing.

Fortunately it's what I would have wanted.

NEXT!

THE SATIRIST'S SAFE HOUSE.....IT AINT HALF SSHITE MUM

 
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