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Posted: 15 Jan 13 08:25
Sadly, the forums are still dead!! Please guys, get the thing going again, you mob write so many great things here so there must be something left over for the forums...

Let's all have a laugh and banter once more!

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Posted: 15 Jan 13 10:47
To quote a comedian who's name escapes me....

The dodo's dead; Di's dead; Dodi's dead. Dido must be crapping herself.

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Posted: 15 Jan 13 16:26
Iain, at least we can count on us to still have some fun here.

I heard Geoff "Boycott" is still sulking at the wicket waiting for his stump to be pulled...


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Posted: 15 Jan 13 19:53

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Iain, at least we can count on us to still have some fun here.

I heard Geoff "Boycott" is still sulking at the wicket waiting for his stump to be pulled...


I heard Geoff Boycott didn't like Chinese food. He would be batting all day long but he never went out for a duck.

(sound of tumbleweed rolling by)

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Posted: 15 Jan 13 21:02
Captain, I like that, things are "Peking" up!


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Posted: 15 Jan 13 23:14
You see...I thought Geoff DID like Chinese.

I don't think I misheard him when he said he likes his birds Foo Yung.

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Posted: 16 Jan 13 08:17
He's just like Sven, knows the difference between a LBW and one between...

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Posted: 16 Jan 13 21:11 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 16 Jan 13 21:13
The thing with this is that it became obvious that some of us weren't welcome here.

Sensible suggestions prompted some pretty furious responses, and quite frankly it all got a bit wearing. So a bunch of us did what you wanted us to do - go away and leave you alone to do your Acronym stuff and the pandering for points thing.

We're all still around, but we're doing some things individually and other things as a collective. Given your rather untimely personal attack upon myself of a few months ago, can you really blame me? Or others who endured personal attacks?

Sure, we asked questions, and for sure we tried to change the focus of this site, tried to make it something special, but all of that was vehemently rejected in favour of the old ways and of how things used to be.

Don't for God's sake ever complain to me that there's no discussion or repartee going on here - it's what you wanted.

You have it.

As an alternative option - maybe you could sign up to that 'other' site. You'll probably fit right in there.

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You finally have what you strived for. Enjoy.

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Posted: 16 Jan 13 22:37
Skoob,

I take what you just said as a personal attack. I'm going to have the gang of whores beat you up.

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Posted: 17 Jan 13 08:27
Yo no comprendo nada...

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Posted: 17 Jan 13 08:28
Forward friends and those left behind leave them to their own desires; we want fun, nada mas!

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Posted: 17 Jan 13 18:50
nada mas = nothing alters darlings and my arsehole stinks...

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