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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
(1) His first name is Valdo.
(2) He was in Cowpath, Iowa Sunday and witnessed a Santaxplosion. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You've gone mad mate. Join the club.
Regards Skoob  |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
You promised you would not tell you Ninny, what if the wife founds out and starts asking questions like:
"Was it you that caused that explosion?" "Is your friend from the South?" "Why are you dressed like Santa?" "Did you have to drink all that moonshine in one go?! I met a Scottish Indian the other day, Hawkeye the Noo. Have the lights gone out mother? Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
All I know is what I read in the papers.
To wit: "The ladder trucks were necessary because five of the victims had been blown through the VFW Hall roof and onto grain silos two blocks away," said a British tourist, Valdo Armfeetandtoe, who was visiting Cowpath's famous "Little Cow Patty House on the Prairie," the historic home of novelist Laura Ingles. "The explosion knocked me wonky," said Armfeetandtoe. |
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| "And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept." From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48 | |||
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