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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 2 Dec 12 19:59
(1) His first name is Valdo.

(2) He was in Cowpath, Iowa Sunday and witnessed a Santaxplosion.

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48
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Posted: 2 Dec 12 20:10
You've gone mad mate. Join the club.

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Posted: 2 Dec 12 20:46
You promised you would not tell you Ninny, what if the wife founds out and starts asking questions like:

"Was it you that caused that explosion?"

"Is your friend from the South?"

"Why are you dressed like Santa?"

"Did you have to drink all that moonshine in one go?!

I met a Scottish Indian the other day, Hawkeye the Noo.
Have the lights gone out mother?

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Posted: 2 Dec 12 21:15 - Edited By: Francois Dubois, S.J., 2 Dec 12 21:18
All I know is what I read in the papers.

To wit:

"The ladder trucks were necessary because five of the victims had been blown through the VFW Hall roof and onto grain silos two blocks away," said a British tourist, Valdo Armfeetandtoe, who was visiting Cowpath's famous "Little Cow Patty House on the Prairie," the historic home of novelist Laura Ingles.

"The explosion knocked me wonky," said Armfeetandtoe.



"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48

 
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