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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 2 Dec 12 18:57
I thought it would be a laugh for my fellow spoofers to post *alternative* advent pictures on here to create the ultimate Crimbo calendar.







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Posted: 2 Dec 12 22:01
Arm,

I saw some "alternative" advent calenders today while out shopping.

I found them in WHSmith's behind all the usual ones.

I say it's alternative, what I really mean is it's pornographic.

I managed to avoid the staff and open all the doors on one to have a closer look. Would you believe it, behind every door is a thumbnail snapshot of Mrs Claus in a variety of provocative poses. One including Rudolph and an oversize festive carrot. The chocolates are equally suggestive.

Disgusting really.

Needless to say I immediately purchased the lot and intend to distribute them to all my elderly relatives.

I won't put a link to the pictures as I'd probably get banned.

Simon

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Posted: 2 Dec 12 22:05
You slaughter me mate, your up there with Skoob, CLive Frankie and Roy. It makes my day.


Cheers mate.

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Posted: 2 Dec 12 22:42
I've got an old IRA advent calendar. One of the doors is wired to an explosive.

I've got one from the local Jehovah's Witness group. Every time you open a door, a different recorded voice yells "fuck off!" at you.

Debbie

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Posted: 2 Dec 12 23:11
And you Debs, your wonderful, sorry I have not been in touch the house, kids, customers and the fuckin Great Dane have taken me to the edge. Thank god I have a misses that understands and tolerates me.




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