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Simon Saunders
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Posted: 1 Dec 12 01:35
I noticed we now have a Christmas look to the site.

Snow flakes and "festive spoof headlines."

Does this mean we have to write Christmas themed old tat until the 25th and do I have to wear a stupid bloody Santa hat with itchy tinsel around the rim while I'm doing it?

Frankly I'd rather cut me baubles off and stick 'em up a turkeys backside. If it wasn't bad enough doing me Christmas shopping today and being bombarded with the usual embolism inducing Christmas tunes, now this. I've already heard Slade's 'Merry Christmas Everyone' six times. Once more and I'll be forced to throttle myself with a Christmas stocking. And not in a pervy way like Clive does.

Christmas? Bollocks more like.


PS. Merry Christmas.

I've been away for a while. Not in prison. I'm back now. Maybe.
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Posted: 7 Dec 12 22:05
I'm with you on that one mate.

Merry bollocks

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