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Clive Danton Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 |
Now then....
I bet that's got your attention hasn't it you mucky little oiks and oikettas? hehehe While I was bolstering the floundering UK economy earlier on I got to wondering about the subtle differences between nudity and nakedness, as you do, and came across this rather fine poem by Robert Graves that does actually go some way towards uncovering (see what I did there?) the solution to this fraught and important question. Take it away Bob. The Naked and the Nude Robert Graves For me, the naked and the nude (By lexicographers construed As synonyms that should express The same deficiency of dress Or shelter) stand as wide apart As love from lies, or truth from art. Lovers without reproach will gaze On bodies naked and ablaze; The Hippocratic eye will see In nakedness, anatomy; And naked shines the Goddess when She mounts her lion among men. The nude are bold, the nude are sly To hold each treasonable eye. While draping by a showman's trick Their dishabille in rhetoric, They grin a mock-religious grin Of scorn at those of naked skin. The naked, therefore, who compete Against the nude may know defeat; Yet when they both together tread The briary pastures of the dead, By Gorgons with long whips pursued, How naked go the sometime nude! Personally I think that if you're naked you would like to be covered but if you're nude you dont give a monkeys who sees your naughty bits. Hence we have the nudist beach but no naked beach. Any thoughts people? |
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Simon Saunders Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 |
The rudity of nudity has given me many thoughts Clive, but it may be better for all concerned if I keep them to myself.
Simon |
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Clive Danton Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 |
^^^^^^^ cyber bully and man who wears wincyette swimming trunks and blindfold in the bath there folks |
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
If one is seen nude, is it rude? If one is rude, and wants to be seen nude....is that rude? Rude, nude, lewd, what a lovely world it would be, to be nude, without being rude or lewd, or maybe, a little risque, for the day, say Wednesday.
Thats my poem. and it beats all others by a country mile. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 |
We get nekkid here! A turkey's head and legs are naked. As for nude, well we have Nude Gingrich.
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