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Clive Danton
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Posted: 27 Nov 12 06:31
Prime example #1 - BBC World Service Financial Correspondent Tim Boner. No really, I heard the poor sap at around 5.00am this morning giving an account of the fiscal crisis in Portugal and the female presenter in the studio didn't even have the decency to burst out laughing when she announced him! *seethe*

Prime Example #2 - Armfeetandtoe so that I don't trace his address via the electoral register and destroy him.

NEXT!

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 12:22
I've chosen two US politicians to begin with.

First one is Colorado state senator Randy Baumgardner.

Secondly I'd like to choose the Governor of Idaho Butch Otter. His first wife was none other than Gay. Sadly they're now divorced.

You couldn't make it up. Well, you could, but I didn't.

Simon

PS. I've always found it amusing that the Shadow chancellor Ed Balls' wife is called Yvette. Although she doesn't use the surname Balls of course. Spoilsport.

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 13:20
It's funny you should say that really Simon. I remember once breaking down in the Blackwall Tunnel when who should come along and give me a tow but the footballer Alan Ball and his Dad Alan Snr.

Ah yes my friend, I'll never forget the day I was dragged out of The Blackwall Tunnel by the Balls!

Absolutely true story that is. Toe's lying, cheating, conniving PR man told me.



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Posted: 27 Nov 12 13:46 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 27 Nov 12 13:48
I used to work with a girl called Abby Wringe. You can imagine what her nickname was.

If you can't I'll help. Put a Sc on the beginning of her first name and think of a word that rhymes with Wringe.

Crude, I know. But absolutely true.

Poor girl. She was right lovely as well.

I just hope she didn't marry a fella called Cox.

Simon

PS. Clive. Was Alan Ball Snr wearing his trademark flat cap?

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 15:26 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 27 Nov 12 15:40
On the subject of childish genital related humour, have a gander at this one.

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on the news.
Public choose to name government building after a man with a silly name

Trust me, you'll laugh out loud at this one.

Please note: The guy who's name is being used had a wife called Minnie. Once you've seen the video you'll see why that's funny as well.

Simon

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 16:55
I had a friend named Bates. We worked as tanker drivers.
In the morning, I would get into the control room and wait for him to enter the yard. On seeing him, I would go to the tannoy microphone and shout; "Good morning, Master Bates"

True that, he quite often gave me a kickin.

And, when I was in the army, we had a private named Parts.

Also true.

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 17:31
Not someone I know but it seems like it is a real person.

All the news that's fit to print or not
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Posted: 27 Nov 12 17:41
How did you find that Roy? Class mate.



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Posted: 27 Nov 12 18:01 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 27 Nov 12 18:11
When I worked for the MOD in a medical centre we had a guy on long term sick leave called Major Strain.

Absolutely true.

I've probably just broken the official secrets act or data protection laws so I'm off to hide.

I also seem to remember that one of Labour's drugs minister was called Vernon Coker.

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 18:54

Quote: Roy Turse

Not someone I know but it seems like it is a real person.


I don't have a live FB account right now so all I caught was a brief glimpse of the lady's profile sadly.

It does rather beg the question as to whether Ms Lingus is married however. If so I'd suggest she hasn't really thought things through

Simon - That link takes me to a whole selection of vids mate. Which one's the good un?

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Posted: 27 Nov 12 19:24 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 27 Nov 12 19:25
Clive. It's the one with a news reporter in a blue and black jacket holding a microphone.

I would say the name of the guy but that would spoil the joke.

By the way, this link has been completely trouble free for me

I hope this helps.

As for Roy's lady. Her name reminds me of that 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' song.

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Posted: 28 Nov 12 00:26
At one place I worked, somebody had written on the toilet wall in marker pen: "Is Rod's wife called Tess?"

I didn't get it for a while, until I recalled that a bloke on the opposite shift's name was Rod Tickle.

True dat.

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Posted: 28 Nov 12 05:20
I wrote about this guy in my life: Peter D. Beter.

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Posted: 28 Nov 12 06:38

Quote: Simon Saunders

Clive. It's the one with a news reporter in a blue and black jacket holding a microphone.

I would say the name of the guy but that would spoil the joke.

By the way, this link has been completely trouble free for me

I hope this helps.

As for Roy's lady. Her name reminds me of that 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' song.



Mate I still couldnt access the fucker. Got a message saying something about "Address Not Understood You May Have To Download Software" or some such twaddle.

Can you call me later and read out the dialogue in an American accent please?

Ta very muchly.

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