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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Prime example #1 - BBC World Service Financial Correspondent Tim Boner. No really, I heard the poor sap at around 5.00am this morning giving an account of the fiscal crisis in Portugal and the female presenter in the studio didn't even have the decency to burst out laughing when she announced him! *seethe*
Prime Example #2 - Armfeetandtoe so that I don't trace his address via the electoral register and destroy him. NEXT! |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've chosen two US politicians to begin with.
First one is Colorado state senator Randy Baumgardner. Secondly I'd like to choose the Governor of Idaho Butch Otter. His first wife was none other than Gay. Sadly they're now divorced. You couldn't make it up. Well, you could, but I didn't. Simon PS. I've always found it amusing that the Shadow chancellor Ed Balls' wife is called Yvette. Although she doesn't use the surname Balls of course. Spoilsport. |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's funny you should say that really Simon. I remember once breaking down in the Blackwall Tunnel when who should come along and give me a tow but the footballer Alan Ball and his Dad Alan Snr.
Ah yes my friend, I'll never forget the day I was dragged out of The Blackwall Tunnel by the Balls! Absolutely true story that is. Toe's lying, cheating, conniving PR man told me. |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I used to work with a girl called Abby Wringe. You can imagine what her nickname was.
If you can't I'll help. Put a Sc on the beginning of her first name and think of a word that rhymes with Wringe. Crude, I know. But absolutely true. Poor girl. She was right lovely as well. I just hope she didn't marry a fella called Cox. Simon PS. Clive. Was Alan Ball Snr wearing his trademark flat cap? |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
On the subject of childish genital related humour, have a gander at this one.
Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen on the news. Public choose to name government building after a man with a silly name Trust me, you'll laugh out loud at this one. Please note: The guy who's name is being used had a wife called Minnie. Once you've seen the video you'll see why that's funny as well. Simon |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I had a friend named Bates. We worked as tanker drivers.
In the morning, I would get into the control room and wait for him to enter the yard. On seeing him, I would go to the tannoy microphone and shout; "Good morning, Master Bates" True that, he quite often gave me a kickin. And, when I was in the army, we had a private named Parts. Also true. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Roy Turse Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
How did you find that Roy? Class mate.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When I worked for the MOD in a medical centre we had a guy on long term sick leave called Major Strain.
Absolutely true. I've probably just broken the official secrets act or data protection laws so I'm off to hide. I also seem to remember that one of Labour's drugs minister was called Vernon Coker. Simon |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't have a live FB account right now so all I caught was a brief glimpse of the lady's profile sadly. It does rather beg the question as to whether Ms Lingus is married however. If so I'd suggest she hasn't really thought things through  Simon - That link takes me to a whole selection of vids mate. Which one's the good un? |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Clive. It's the one with a news reporter in a blue and black jacket holding a microphone.
I would say the name of the guy but that would spoil the joke. By the way, this link has been completely trouble free for me I hope this helps. As for Roy's lady. Her name reminds me of that 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' song. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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At one place I worked, somebody had written on the toilet wall in marker pen: "Is Rod's wife called Tess?"
I didn't get it for a while, until I recalled that a bloke on the opposite shift's name was Rod Tickle. True dat. Regards Skoob. |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wrote about this guy in my life: Peter D. Beter.
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mate I still couldnt access the fucker. Got a message saying something about "Address Not Understood You May Have To Download Software" or some such twaddle. Can you call me later and read out the dialogue in an American accent please? Ta very muchly. |
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