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Clive Danton
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Posted: 24 Nov 12 10:11
My money's on Sue Ellen who dreamed that she'd shot him after taking a shower and then subsequently felt so full of remorse she decided to completely let him off.

I used to quite like her and spent many happy Saturday evenings marveling at the speed she could make her lower lip quiver.

Very talented lady indeed in my view.

I couldn't stand Bobby though and wanted to kick his smarmy, goody-two-shoes ass. On the bright side he was quite good in The Man From Atlantis.

Oh yes.

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Posted: 25 Nov 12 01:39
I loved him in I Dream of Genie. Sad.

Cancer is a bitch!

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Nov 12 01:43
I thought Clive was having a laugh with this thread.

Now I've just seen the BBC website and realised that Larry Hagman has died.

RIP JR.

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Posted: 25 Nov 12 02:42
The oil barons ball will never be the same again.

RIP JR
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Posted: 25 Nov 12 04:58
The Best of JR Ewing....


And no, I don't talk like Sue Ellen.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Nov 12 09:15
^^^^^^^ cyber bully and Miss Ellie fan there folks.

Larry was the archetypal pantomime villain and if he'd worn a moustache you can bet your last petro dollar he'd have twirled it.

I actually used to have a sneaking admiration for the conniving old bastard, particularly when he used to stick it to that smarmy little turd Cliff Barnes. hehehehe

RIP Big fella.

*takes hold of bottom lip and makes it go up and down very quickly indeed*

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Posted: 25 Nov 12 11:32
Who gets his Stetson?

RIP you old skallywag.

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Posted: 25 Nov 12 17:39
Ellie,

We don't care if you talk like sue Ellen; all we wanna know is if you're as hot as Sue Ellen.

Just saying...

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48

 
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