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Clive Danton
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Posted: 17 Nov 12 04:22
*broad shouldered figure in milly-tairy uniform rumbles into thread atop Sherman Tank*

Ok limeys now hear this! Mah name is Dubois, Lootenant General Dubois, and ah'm here to impress upon you tea sippin' limey sonsabitches just how damn insignificant you are in comparison to the citizens of the Yoonited States Of Americee goddamit!!

Ah aim to do this by askin' y'all to answer a few simple questions ya hear me now ya dumn shmucks??

Question number 1 - Who has the best chocolate bar in the whole goddam motherfuckin' world?

Is it:

a) The totally awesome Hershey Bar.

or

b) That goddamn limp piece o' chocolate shit you limey assholes call The Nestles Milky Bar.

Goddammit there aint no contest people! What kinda two bit, mommy's boy faggot's gonna chow down on a piece o' shit with milk in it fer chrissakes?

Now looky here, ah'm gonna be back with more questions for y'all as soon as ah done kicking mah limey butler's candy ass from New York State to motherfuckin' Alabamee!

Damn that titty chawin' s.o.b.'s sure had it comin'!

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Posted: 17 Nov 12 04:57
Cadburrrryyy, no doubt about it!

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48
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Posted: 17 Nov 12 05:25
Okaaaay...

So what's the third highest mountain in the world?

Thinking...

It's Kangchenjunga - horrible avalanche threat - like Anapurna...

I'll have you know that Clivey and I scaled that mountain in half a day, drinking cans of Stella, eating hot dogs and even pausing on our summit attempt to change a headlight bulb in an Audi Quattro.

It's what we would have wanted.

Doyens come and go.

Mountains are just there.

Quite boring really,

Skoob.

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Posted: 17 Nov 12 06:51
^^^^^^^ Goddamn limey doyen sonofabitch at bay there.

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Posted: 20 Nov 12 19:43
Galatasaray my arse.

I've had rougher nights in Wigan.

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Skoob.

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