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Clive Danton
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Posted: 10 Nov 12 06:51
Following on from a previous thread in which a rather forthright chap quit his position on a high note, here's how to actively gain employment with a multinational company without really trying

3DSX/www.bored.com/photos/funnymcdonaldsjobapplication.html/">He's Lovin' It!

Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER!
armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 10 Nov 12 11:08
Can I apply for the vacant Trainee position at your garage Clive? I am good with my hands and feet.



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Simon Saunders
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Posted: 10 Nov 12 16:25
Another good one Clive. Had a right laugh.

Particularly liked his response to the simple request "sign here."

Cheers Clive.

Currently discussing possible legal action with his lawyer after not winning the writing compo

 
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