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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm diving up to the old centotaph on Sundee to pay me respects to the fallen and all that old game and will be raising a glass to their memory in The Coal Hole around 12.00 or thereabouts so if anyone fancies a bit of a skinful and a jolly good vomit outside Charing Cross station feel free to join me.
YER ME BESHT MATES YOU ARE! I'LL TEK THE FUCKIN' LOT OF YERSH! I LOVE MY KIDS I DO! GISSA FAG YER BASHTAS! BLEEEEEEEEEERGH! GERTCHA! |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Clive:
Sorry, I can't make it as the Washington DC Metro hasn't been extented to Charing Cross Station as yet. Have one, two or more glasses for the Regiment and all the fallen. PoM |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No DC - Charing Cross line PoM?
Are you sure about this my friend??? What an engineering faux pas!! I'll just have to have your share then old chap. Don't worry I'll force em down like the trooper I truly am sir  |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Clive:
I've been trying for years to get a Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky connection, but also to no avail. The cost would be chump change compared to our yearly $1 trillion budget deficits. PoM
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Remembrance Day is always a solemn day for me cuz it's my birthday as well.
Me grandad was a desert rat during the second world war. He wasn't in the army, he just used to wander through the desert dressed as a rat. Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom. Simon |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Simon:
Yes, Veterans Day/Remembrance day: "Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom." Congratulations on your birthday. PoM
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
PoM
My birthday is of no consequence really, it was just a cheap way to get birthday wishes. I hope it didn't seem like I was being flippant regarding Remembrance/Veterans Day. That wasn't my intention. Simon |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Simon:
No I didn't take it that you were being flippant. I was just reinforcing the significance of Remembrance Day/Veterans Day. PoM |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
To any vets reading this, thank you for your service,
Ellie |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
People say, there is a drugs problem in London.
I've never had any problem getting drugs........... Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just for Ellie and PoM and indeed all our wonderful American cousins here are some vets I made earlier.....
Suction please nurse No don't thank me! |
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