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Clive Danton
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Posted: 9 Nov 12 18:54
I'm diving up to the old centotaph on Sundee to pay me respects to the fallen and all that old game and will be raising a glass to their memory in The Coal Hole around 12.00 or thereabouts so if anyone fancies a bit of a skinful and a jolly good vomit outside Charing Cross station feel free to join me.

YER ME BESHT MATES YOU ARE! I'LL TEK THE FUCKIN' LOT OF YERSH! I LOVE MY KIDS I DO! GISSA FAG YER BASHTAS! BLEEEEEEEEEERGH!

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 19:22
Clive:

Sorry, I can't make it as the Washington DC Metro hasn't been extented to Charing Cross Station as yet.

Have one, two or more glasses for the Regiment and all the fallen.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 20:09
No DC - Charing Cross line PoM?

Are you sure about this my friend???

What an engineering faux pas!!

I'll just have to have your share then old chap. Don't worry I'll force em down like the trooper I truly am sir



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Posted: 9 Nov 12 20:32
Clive:

I've been trying for years to get a Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky connection, but also to no avail.

The cost would be chump change compared to our yearly $1 trillion budget deficits.

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No DC - Charing Cross line PoM?

Are you sure about this my friend???

What an engineering faux pas!!

I'll just have to have your share then old chap. Don't worry I'll force em down like the trooper I truly am sir


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Posted: 9 Nov 12 21:05
Remembrance Day is always a solemn day for me cuz it's my birthday as well.

Me grandad was a desert rat during the second world war. He wasn't in the army, he just used to wander through the desert dressed as a rat.

Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 21:22
Simon:

Yes, Veterans Day/Remembrance day:

"Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom."

Congratulations on your birthday.

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Remembrance Day is always a solemn day for me cuz it's my birthday as well.

Me grandad was a desert rat during the second world war. He wasn't in the army, he just used to wander through the desert dressed as a rat.

Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom.

Simon


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Posted: 9 Nov 12 21:33
PoM

My birthday is of no consequence really, it was just a cheap way to get birthday wishes.

I hope it didn't seem like I was being flippant regarding Remembrance/Veterans Day. That wasn't my intention.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 21:40
Simon:

No I didn't take it that you were being flippant. I was just reinforcing the significance of Remembrance Day/Veterans Day.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 23:21
To any vets reading this, thank you for your service,

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 10 Nov 12 00:58
People say, there is a drugs problem in London.
I've never had any problem getting drugs...........



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Posted: 10 Nov 12 06:23 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 10 Nov 12 06:28
Just for Ellie and PoM and indeed all our wonderful American cousins here are some vets I made earlier.....

Suction please nurse

No don't thank me!



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