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Clive Danton
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Posted: 9 Nov 12 16:31
Or at least this guy does......

Any Chance Of A Reference Boss?

I wonder if they had a collection. Hmmmmmm



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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 9 Nov 12 16:50
I do not give good job references to toddlers I hire who smoke pipes. How do I know what is in that pipe?

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 17:02
You dont Frankie. That's for me to know and for you to lose 2 consecutive nights sleep over.

However I do know that the above letter might easily have flowed from the acid dipped tip of your very own quill pen dear boy. hehehe

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 17:07
I bet they had a collection once he'd left. Not for him though for themselves so they could hire someone to find the fella and give him a good beating.

Funny though. Good for him.

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Clive Danton
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Posted: 9 Nov 12 18:09
Hehehe yeah it tickled me too Simon. I always think the Yanks pull off this kind of shit much better than we Brits to be fair to them.

They're just a damn sight ruder I guess

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 18:19
Thank fuck for that, no more sleepless nights for me, worrying about his place on the Writers leader board.


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Posted: 9 Nov 12 18:37
Do you actually WANT me to gang up on you using a ratio of 12 to 1 mate!

Christ!

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 18:50
Easy Danton, I still have the photos of the midget, donkey and that bloke that looks like a vicar.


If you quit, the building will fall down!


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Posted: 10 Nov 12 17:40
Yes indeedy, I enjoyed writing that to my previous employer. This was only matched for amusement by the fact I could then not get another job as I was blackballed by the whole industry and the Jobcentre made me apply to MacDonalds, which I did by taking the piss on the application form so they wouldn't employ me, but I'd still get my benefits coz I actually applied. Imagine my shock when the bastards found it hilarious and employed me.

I now pick litter up on the carpark and within 500 yards (or metres, I forget which) of the Restaurant (sic) for £6.20 an hour and it's shit. There is a rat in the bushes that keeps me company which I have called Newsnight.

Still, I think I can get out of this job as I've started doing Jimmy Saville impressions to the schoolgirls who turn up at 3:30PM everyday for a burger. I sidle over to them as they tuck in to their burgers and say, "I'd love to have a munch on your juicy burger." So far things haven't gone right though.

I've had my mouth round plenty of juicy burgers and no complaints have been made. At this rate I shall be doing this for the next forty or fifty years no problem...

Funnily enough I'm already getting used to it, and although the pay is poor, I have got used to eating as many juicy burgers as I can handle, every weekday from 3:30PM onwards. It is harder at weekends, but then it would be... too many single parents around to be doing Jimmy Saville impressions.

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Posted: 10 Nov 12 20:30
So, Chris,

Does this mean you're back?

We're cousins, but you never tell me anything.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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