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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 6 Nov 12 18:15
The US election today will tell us who will be President for the next four years. That is all well and good for the billion bucks they spent for a couple millions in salary.

This poll is far more important to guys like me, Clivey and Inchcock:

Do men who wear hairpeices (toupes) really think we think they think we think they really have hair?

Q: A poll that really matters in today's world!
Yes, of course!
0%
No, we know they are bald
50%
You wasted time on this?
20%
I have no opinion
0%
Go fuck yourself!
30%
There have been 10 responses to this poll
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Posted: 6 Nov 12 18:40
It's reassuring to know that in these troubled times of fiscal turmoil and global political unrest at least one man has his finger on the pulse of mankind and aint afraid to address the issues that really count.

I voted "We know they're bald"...........especially when they turn their heads quickly and their noses arrive marginally before their fringes.

You're foolin' nobody guys!!

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Posted: 6 Nov 12 18:56
I agree with Mr Danton on this one, and I am unanimous.
Mr Dubious has given the general public a chance to vote on real issues that effect global warming. I voted, "Go fuck yourself" because I want to be on the winning side.

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Posted: 6 Nov 12 19:07
Sir/Madam

Speaking as a baldy, I find this extremely offensive to the follically challenged. Especially to my wife's previous husband. The baldy seafaring skate loving krunt.

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Posted: 6 Nov 12 19:34
I voted "no we know they're bald."

I used to work with an American fella who wore the worst bonce carpet I've ever seen. It looked like it was made of nylon. It didn't fit his head and was a different colour from the real hair he had left. Surely if you wear a wig it shouldn't be obvious. Mind you, I can spot one from a hundred paces.

If you're bald, or heading (pun intended) that way, do it gracefully.

Comb-overs and syrups are unacceptable. Shave the sides and polish the top with some Mr.Sheen.

Simon

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