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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The US election today will tell us who will be President for the next four years. That is all well and good for the billion bucks they spent for a couple millions in salary.
This poll is far more important to guys like me, Clivey and Inchcock: Do men who wear hairpeices (toupes) really think we think they think we think they really have hair?
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's reassuring to know that in these troubled times of fiscal turmoil and global political unrest at least one man has his finger on the pulse of mankind and aint afraid to address the issues that really count.
I voted "We know they're bald"...........especially when they turn their heads quickly and their noses arrive marginally before their fringes. You're foolin' nobody guys!! |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I agree with Mr Danton on this one, and I am unanimous.
Mr Dubious has given the general public a chance to vote on real issues that effect global warming. I voted, "Go fuck yourself" because I want to be on the winning side. Anyone for crochet? Mrs Marple The Munge Little Spot on the Arse Oxford. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Speaking as a baldy, I find this extremely offensive to the follically challenged. Especially to my wife's previous husband. The baldy seafaring skate loving krunt. Regards Wasn't me! Titchfield. |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I voted "no we know they're bald."
I used to work with an American fella who wore the worst bonce carpet I've ever seen. It looked like it was made of nylon. It didn't fit his head and was a different colour from the real hair he had left. Surely if you wear a wig it shouldn't be obvious. Mind you, I can spot one from a hundred paces. If you're bald, or heading (pun intended) that way, do it gracefully. Comb-overs and syrups are unacceptable. Shave the sides and polish the top with some Mr.Sheen. Simon |
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