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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 23 Oct 12 18:36
Oh yeah... and he may not be up there with international perpetrators of genocide and a religious torture from the Iberian peninsula, but I'd get that bleeding git Ben Thatcher who nearly killed Pompey's Pedro Mendes at Man City with an unprovoked attack that time.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 19:03
Charlie Chaplin.

Pint sized ponce. Always on the earhole. if he got a proper job and didnt wear scruffy clothes he might have got on.

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 19:18
The Romans.

What did they ever do for us?

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 19:19
Muhammad Ali.

Now though, not historically.



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Posted: 23 Oct 12 19:27

Quote: Simon Saunders

The Romans.

What did they ever do for us?


Are you a member of the Peoples Front Of Judea?

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 20:43
Yes, the name's Reg of Nazareth.

I hope you're not part of the fucking Judean People's Front. If you are you can fuck off!

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 21:25
"Dont you fukin swear at me mate! We was ere first!

The peoples front of Judea was here when Skoob was born!

Where the fuck was you then eh"

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Posted: 23 Oct 12 22:50
Thomas Stearns Elliot (a distant cousin)


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
From the Lost Gospels of the SSHites: Chapter 6, verse 48
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Posted: 8 Nov 12 18:24
Donald Trump


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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Posted: 8 Nov 12 18:47 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 8 Nov 12 18:48
I'd like to second Frankie's suggestion of giving Donald Trump a good hard slap.

The sort of knob-choppery that he spouts is highly amusing.

I subbed a piss take of his twitter rant. If anyone deserves to be mocked, it's Trump.

I'd also like to add Sean Hannity to the list.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 11:42
By the way - who was it who wanted to take out Paul Simon? You'll have to get past me to get at the diminutive minstrel mate. He's the bee's knees...

Me and Julio down by the schoolyard.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 12:32
EIF:

There was the economist Paul Simon who lived in NYC. But his school had no yard and he had no Friends with more than two silly-bills in their names.

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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Posted: 9 Nov 12 13:03 - Edited By: Ellis Ian Fields, 9 Nov 12 13:03
He sells home furnishings on this side o't pond.

On Armistice Day the Philharmonic will play.

Uh-huh.

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 11:34
Honey Boo Boo's mother


"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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