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Forum Home / General Discussion / Which living or historic person would you like to bitch-slap?
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Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh yeah... and he may not be up there with international perpetrators of genocide and a religious torture from the Iberian peninsula, but I'd get that bleeding git Ben Thatcher who nearly killed Pompey's Pedro Mendes at Man City with an unprovoked attack that time.
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Charlie Chaplin.
Pint sized ponce. Always on the earhole. if he got a proper job and didnt wear scruffy clothes he might have got on. Arm xxxxxxxxxx |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Romans.
What did they ever do for us? |
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Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Muhammad Ali.
Now though, not historically. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Are you a member of the Peoples Front Of Judea? Arm xxxxx |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, the name's Reg of Nazareth.
I hope you're not part of the fucking Judean People's Front. If you are you can fuck off! |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
"Dont you fukin swear at me mate! We was ere first!
The peoples front of Judea was here when Skoob was born! Where the fuck was you then eh" |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thomas Stearns Elliot (a distant cousin) |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Donald Trump |
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd like to second Frankie's suggestion of giving Donald Trump a good hard slap.
The sort of knob-choppery that he spouts is highly amusing. I subbed a piss take of his twitter rant. If anyone deserves to be mocked, it's Trump. I'd also like to add Sean Hannity to the list. |
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Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
By the way - who was it who wanted to take out Paul Simon? You'll have to get past me to get at the diminutive minstrel mate. He's the bee's knees...
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard. OK? |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
EIF:
There was the economist Paul Simon who lived in NYC. But his school had no yard and he had no Friends with more than two silly-bills in their names. |
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Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He sells home furnishings on this side o't pond.
On Armistice Day the Philharmonic will play. Uh-huh. |
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Francois Dubois, S.J. Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Honey Boo Boo's mother |
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